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The swedish poet Carl Michael Bellman (1740-1795) is Sweden's answer to William Shakespere.
He practicly lived in the many pub's bars and tavernas in Stockholm when not trying to please the king Gustav III and naturally many of his songs tell about the people he drank with.

He did also form a parody order: the Order of Bacchus.
To enter this order the demand was to have lay wasted in the gutter twice.
Example from a song written by Bellman:" Drink up your drink, there's death - he waits for you."
Bellman by Hugin January 15, 2006
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Bellman's Map 

An item or scheme that rejects conventional wisdom, and utility along with it, as does Lewis Carroll's Bellman, whose map contains no markings whatsoever.
He wanted his guitar playing to be new and different, so he intentionally didn't learn any chords or scales. He just made a bellman's map of it.
Bellman's Map by tigersblood July 8, 2009

Bellman-Ford 

The Bellman–Ford algorithm is an algorithm that computes shortest paths from a single source vertex to all of the other vertices in a weighted digraph. It is slower than Dijkstra's algorithm for the same problem, but more versatile, as it is capable of handling graphs in which some of the edge weights are negative numbers. The algorithm was first proposed by Alfonso Shimbel (1955), but is instead named after Richard Bellman and Lester Ford Jr., who published it in 1958 and 1956, respectively. Edward F. Moore also published a variation of the algorithm in 1959, and for this reason it is also sometimes called the Bellman–Ford–Moore algorithm.
Prof: Just use Dijkstra's!

Me: But there's negative edge weights! We have to use Bellman-Ford! Not pog!
Bellman-Ford by Bravech November 8, 2022

tip the bellman 

After sex when a person cleans the dripping cummy shaft of a man; with their mouth. A cleanup blowjob
Don’t forget to tip the bellman honey.

Do you too the bellman?
tip the bellman by Rexican December 21, 2021

Luke Bellman 

is THE definition of "rebel/sexiness/pleasure". . . .he is the guy everyone sees at the party and wants to push him into a spare room and lock the door and do things to him that most guys cant even dream about!!
person1: gosh that guy is sooooo Luke Bellman!

person2: how do you knnow?

person1: because he just looked at me and it made me wet!!

person2: OMG, he just did it to me too and i just had an orgasim!!

person1 & person2: "WOWW i want Luke Bellman"
Luke Bellman by mossinit September 25, 2010

jaden bellman 

A guy who is actually irrelevant 100% of the time and if you make him mad he'll slap you. He also likes to call you "dickhead" and "dumbass". He gets triggered and butthurt but claims that you are the one that is butthurt
Jaden bellman told me he's gonna give me the biggest slap in the morning when I didn't go to sleep
jaden bellman by legitbeast3 August 14, 2017

Justin Bellman

Taking a dump on your bosses vehicle
Ole mate was frustrated at work and done a Justin Bellman on the managers car, what a legend
Justin Bellman by Ardunfast October 28, 2021
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