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A guy that wears his shorts or pants so tight that you can practically see his balls.
John's shorts were so tight, what a ballman.
ballman by ferg/duff June 21, 2009
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Ballantine Ale 

An american ale, originally made in Newark, NJ but is now made elsewhere. Still found primarily on the East Coast and New Jersey. Often sold in 40oz bottles and pint cans. my favorite cheap beer straight up. dont get it twisted this is not 'malt liquour' like OE, Colt45, etc. Drank by old men, gangstaz, derelicts, and beer lovers alike!

first beer i got smashed on face down in the snow.
i bought a six pack of 16oz Ballantine Ales for 5 bux.
Ballantine Ale by Tseong Dukez January 30, 2009

Ballantines Day

Instead of spending February 14 with a lover/partner, you spend it alone with a bottle of Ballantines scotch whiskey.
Herb : Are you taking the mrs out for a romantic valentines day dinner?

Murray : Nah mate, I don't celebrate that hallmark holiday. I'm celebrating Ballantines Day instead.....probably won't be in to work tomorrow....or in a relationship.

Ballmash 

Verb.The act of corn dogging someone, followed by a sac-tap. No simultaneously but with a good 10 minutes space.
Aftermath: Hillary Clinton sized balls.
Hey lets go ballmash Dylan, because he's poor!
Yea, or Bartholomeus because thats a cool name.

Ballmash by Michaelpwns May 15, 2007

Ballpants 

When a man's ball are bulging out of the pants
Whoa dude, you got some massive Ballpants goin on right now!
Ballpants by Dick B. Pants May 4, 2011
The hanging of ones balls in disbelief
Neil, you may think your the great Nez-Nello but that's just ballhang
ballhang by Blindboy June 16, 2004
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Failure Shower 

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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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