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Bazoinkadoink 

As apposed to badonkadonk, Bazoinkadoink means a male’s penis.
She could tell he was happy to see her because of the size of his Bazoinkadoink

Foinkadoink 

Could be used as an insult or as something to swear too. Commonly used by dinksters
Goddamn foinkadoink!
Foinkadoink by Dinkster July 22, 2019

badoinkadoink 

Really should be badonkadonk. A common mispronunciation by white males trying to say badonkadonk.
Exclamation: Yo! Look at that girl's fine badoinkadoink!

Correct Response: It's badonkadonk, whitey. Thank you for playing.
badoinkadoink by Schmoove-it May 3, 2006

zoinkadoinked 

really like really zooted, high, blasted, asf
Bro One: "How high are you bro?"
Bro Two: "I'm zoinkadoinked"
zoinkadoinked by ryanfromda414 November 4, 2021

BaDoinkaDoinki 

When three or more guys have an orgy and one guy get raped in the ass by the other guy and the third guy jacks off while holding a blender and wearing a pink poka-dotted speedo with a center hole for penis clearance
"dude last night we got the Badoinkadoinki on brotha from anotha mother"
BaDoinkaDoinki by Myke Hawk June 14, 2008

Bazoinkadoink 

when Flem obstructs the urinal path of your genitalia!!!!!
I had to go to the doctor because of my Bazoinkadoink.
Bazoinkadoink by Dorchack January 16, 2011
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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