A sex act, usually done by a female, where the female first cooks the male some bacon in previously used lubrication and sperm, then sexually presents it to him within her vagina in a manner of arousing him.the men must first eat her out to obtain the prize. The female then allows the male to continue eating the bacon while having sex.
This method of sexitude came from a women first wanting something from a male, but he would not give in. The female then took two things he loved, fused them together, and gave it to him.
After giving a man a Bacon Bonification, most females will get what they want.

Girl 1: "I wish my boyfriend would give me a new iPod"

Girl 2: "I gave my boyfriend a Bacon Bonification and he gave me a new Car!"

Bacon Bonification by sexinatorationaryineous June 10, 2011

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Bobification

When a creator of a derivative work changes things for no apparent reason, such as a video game sequel changing perfectly good character designs. Often accompanied by mindless defending from the fandom at large. Named after Toys for Bob, developer of Spyro Reignited Trilogy and Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time.

After a successful Bobification, our purple boi Spyro has been Bobified.

Bobification by Ass Studdert October 15, 2020

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Bonification

The process of juxtaposing one's boner to another, in a rather businesslike manner, to come to some sort of conclusion.

Juan had practiced bonification with Raul in many business deals, the winner being the person with the biggest boner.

Bonification by TherealBeau August 4, 2016

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