A glorious type of sex demon. Enjoys desert strolls and nuts a gallon at a time. Casually uses fat rolls to suffocate close range threats and uses body grease as lubricant for sex and cars. Is hard at a cyclic rate and always does as instructed.
by Blingbohnboy November 3, 2020
Get the Bohnermug. A male who is sexually indescriminate, looking for anything that moves that will permit itself to be jackhammered. Often dresses as spongebob and wanders drunk, looking for a slore
by Mr Bojangles May 4, 2006
Get the bohnermug. A scale to determine the hotness of a girl. Derived from the slang "boner" which was changed to bohner as an twist on the accents of people.
In the Bohner Scale, 120 is the hottest a girl can get. This means 120000 red blood cells per centimeter of dick tissue
60 is average
0-30 is BAD
negative numbers are so fucking bad, they make all the blood cells zoom out of your dick. the girl has to be HELLLAAA unbelievably ugly
In the Bohner Scale, 120 is the hottest a girl can get. This means 120000 red blood cells per centimeter of dick tissue
60 is average
0-30 is BAD
negative numbers are so fucking bad, they make all the blood cells zoom out of your dick. the girl has to be HELLLAAA unbelievably ugly
person 1- " DAYUMMMMM Bob! look at that girl, shes definitely a 120 on the Bohner Scale"
person 2- "oh yeahhhh! she made my bohner shoot straight up man.
person 2- "oh yeahhhh! she made my bohner shoot straight up man.
by coolkid10 April 24, 2009
Get the Bohner Scalemug. by SuperGoat636 March 5, 2021
Get the Ralph Bohnermug. by Ralph bohner March 5, 2021
Get the Ralph bohnermug. by IndirectJokes April 4, 2021
Get the Pulling a Bohnermug. A character from the comic Blueycapsules. One of the characters that doesn't show much emotion, but I think hes pretty kewl😍
by maxthetaxevader May 9, 2022
Get the Chauncey Bohner-Fockermug.