bohner 

A male who is sexually indescriminate, looking for anything that moves that will permit itself to be jackhammered. Often dresses as spongebob and wanders drunk, looking for a slore

Wow, Amir, you're a bohner... that chick was fugly, and you put it in her anyways!

bohner by Mr Bojangles May 4, 2006

Bohner 

A glorious type of sex demon. Enjoys desert strolls and nuts a gallon at a time. Casually uses fat rolls to suffocate close range threats and uses body grease as lubricant for sex and cars. Is hard at a cyclic rate and always does as instructed.

That man is a sex icon, a god, an example for the masses, a bohner if you will.

Bohner by Blingbohnboy November 3, 2020

Bohner Scale

A scale to determine the hotness of a girl. Derived from the slang "boner" which was changed to bohner as an twist on the accents of people.

In the Bohner Scale, 120 is the hottest a girl can get. This means 120000 red blood cells per centimeter of dick tissue
60 is average
0-30 is BAD
negative numbers are so fucking bad, they make all the blood cells zoom out of your dick. the girl has to be HELLLAAA unbelievably ugly

person 1- " DAYUMMMMM Bob! look at that girl, shes definitely a 120 on the Bohner Scale"

person 2- "oh yeahhhh! she made my bohner shoot straight up man.

Bohner Scale by coolkid10 April 24, 2009

Ralph Bohner 

A name that made Evan Peters quicksilver a joke

Monica Rambeau: You’re Ralph Bohner?
Quicksilver: “Boner” (CHUCKLES)

Ralph Bohner by SuperGoat636 March 5, 2021

Ralph bohner 

A man who laughs at his own name and looks very similar to the x men universe Quicksilver

Ralph Bohner? Ha Boner

Ralph bohner by Ralph bohner March 5, 2021

Pulling a Bohner 

Subverting expectations in a horribly unfunny manner.

Looks like the show is pulling a bohner.

Pulling a Bohner by IndirectJokes April 4, 2021

hayes bohner

The most attractive man to ever live

Hayes Bohner is the best and very sexy

hayes bohner by Everyone-Moses-knows April 23, 2021