bohner
A male who is sexually indescriminate, looking for anything that moves that will permit itself to be jackhammered. Often dresses as spongebob and wanders drunk, looking for a slore
bohner by Mr Bojangles May 4, 2006
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Bohner
A glorious type of sex demon. Enjoys desert strolls and nuts a gallon at a time. Casually uses fat rolls to suffocate close range threats and uses body grease as lubricant for sex and cars. Is hard at a cyclic rate and always does as instructed.
Bohner by Blingbohnboy November 3, 2020
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Bohner Scale
A scale to determine the hotness of a girl. Derived from the slang "boner" which was changed to bohner as an twist on the accents of people.
In the Bohner Scale, 120 is the hottest a girl can get. This means 120000 red blood cells per centimeter of dick tissue
60 is average
0-30 is BAD
negative numbers are so fucking bad, they make all the blood cells zoom out of your dick. the girl has to be HELLLAAA unbelievably ugly
In the Bohner Scale, 120 is the hottest a girl can get. This means 120000 red blood cells per centimeter of dick tissue
60 is average
0-30 is BAD
negative numbers are so fucking bad, they make all the blood cells zoom out of your dick. the girl has to be HELLLAAA unbelievably ugly
person 1- " DAYUMMMMM Bob! look at that girl, shes definitely a 120 on the Bohner Scale"
person 2- "oh yeahhhh! she made my bohner shoot straight up man.
person 2- "oh yeahhhh! she made my bohner shoot straight up man.
Bohner Scale by coolkid10 April 24, 2009
Ralph Bohner
Ralph Bohner by SuperGoat636 March 5, 2021
Ralph bohner
Ralph bohner by Ralph bohner March 5, 2021
Pulling a Bohner
Pulling a Bohner by IndirectJokes April 4, 2021
hayes bohner
hayes bohner by Everyone-Moses-knows April 23, 2021
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