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bob dole 

a person who like to refer to himself in the third person, ran for president or sometin, was on the simpsons, snl, pepsi commerical, is pretty funny for an 82 year lod man
Where the hell are bob Doles pants-Bob Dole

bob dole needs to go to bob doles home and spend some quality time with bob doles wife-bob dole

Your Bob doles bitch-bob dole
bob dole by Vinnie Da Homeskillet January 14, 2005

Bob Dole 

An old, Republican who ran against Bill Clinton in '96. Is ALMOST equivalent to Chuck Norris in awesomeness. With his sly third-person conversations and his inability to move his right arm, he will take all by surprise and destroy the competetion, except for Clinton.
Halo 3 match

Red: "Alright I'm gonna snipe this guy." *Aims rifle*

Blue: "Now where could Red be... UGH!"

*Blue disappears from Red's scope.*

Red: "Now what the hell...AGH!"

Blue (to Red) : "What the hell was that?"

Bob Dole : BOB DOLE!
Bob Dole by The_Bob_Dole_ July 7, 2010

Bob Dole 

A guy who ran for president against Bill Clinton. Known for speaking of himself in the third person. Possibly the most infinitely awesome being on the earth. Appeared on the Simpsons, Family Guy, a pepsi commercial.
Bob Dole doesn't like this. Bob Dole doesn't like this one bit.

Bob Dole has the power!

Bob Dole AWAY!
Bob Dole by Nick12345 September 3, 2006

Bob Dole 

Bob Dole is secret code for smokin weed, or used if you are looking for marijuana
Have you seen Bob Dole? I was visiting Bob Dole on the way home.
Bob Dole by Unk Fester November 25, 2009

Bob Dole 

The automatic answer to the question 'Who?' in any history class. Is usually best used in the 20th century, but has highest comedic effect when used in European history with idiotic profs.
Who married Anne Boyeln?
Bob Dole.
Bob Dole by Benjy Franks November 8, 2006

BOB DOLE 

Jesus Christ, Ghandi, and Chuck Norris all thrown into the same person. Known for singing Safety Dance and washing down loads of viagra with 2 liter bottles of pepsi.
I just joined the new Church of Bob Dole
BOB DOLE by Jburns April 12, 2010
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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