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Boardwell

- The last name of a family of pretentious, honorable, out spoken, well mannered, insane, fertile, attractive, rowdy, talented and self deprecating Christians who just might take over the world for the better.

Who spread thought and marvel and music wherever they go.

- Unrelated to the present day Boardwells of Great Britain; these Boardwells are rooted in the Midwest of America, from Canadian immigrants originating in the north west of Europe.

- The name comes from an Anglicized version of an Irish pronunciation of the French city 'Bordeaux' (bor-DOE). Carried to ancient Ireland by French monks who planted a monastery (of the same name) in County Laois, Ireland (now called the Bordwell Parish). Many people and places from the location were named after the monastery and so it spread.
- The legacy of the Boardwells is seen in honest trades, missionaries and ministers, musicians, caretakers, cinematographers, chefs, artists, linguists, mothers, poets, mathematicians, scientists, fathers, philosophers, authors, soldiers, teachers, historians, electricians, mechanics, carpenters, contractors and the like - spread from the west coast to the east coast of America and even back to the Emerald Isle, Ireland itself.
Those Boardwell boys sure are a handful
by dragonbreathstu January 3, 2023
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bordello dweller

1. An individual, usually of the male sex, who likes to frequent institutions that deal in prostitution

2. A name given to creepy men who like to hit on underage females

3. An individual who has amassed a large quantity of STD's in their lifetime due to their sexual escapades
When I told Jessica of how the man hit on me, she warned me to stay away from him, fearing that he may be, in fact, a bordello dweller.
by JiggyWitchyPoo December 2, 2019
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boardwalk barker

The people that yell at you, as your walking past the overpriced game they operate on the pier, trying to get you to spend your hard earned money and win a cheap prize.
The couple were walking on the pier when suddenly a boardwalk barker startled them.
by jpg3 August 13, 2015
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Boardfall

The collapse of a popular message board that many posters shall miss.
The CW Lounge and TheWB have gone away......Boardfall has left many kind souls at a loss.
by amnesiavictim December 27, 2011
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boardfall

The event that occurred when a well known message board collapsed.
The CW Lounge and TheWB suffered a Boardfall.
This left many a kind soul at a loss....and searching for their lost comrades.
by amnesiavictim December 27, 2011
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When a person has latched onto you and tracks your every move, to the point that you can't leave your house without being paranoid about the person mysteriously popping up and interrogating you.

Origin: The episode of Jersey Shore when Pauly D's girl kept following him around as he hung out with friends on the boardwalk, and then called the house 3 times in a row to find out where he was.
1)
Girl: "Why didn't you call me last night? Where were you? Who were you with? I called you 3 times and you never called me back and I KNOW you got my messages!"
Boy: "OK, seriously, you are stalking my life on the boardwalk right now."

2)
Boy: "Hey, so you're single now? You dated for what, 7 months? And your ex transferred schools?"
Girl: "How did you know all that?"
Boy: "I checked your Facebook."
Girl: "Could you stop stalking my life on the boardwalk?"
by JHatesYourCrocs April 27, 2010
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Boardwalk Empire

A bomb-ass show on HBO. Set in the 1920s, it is a show about a shady, cunning Treasurer Enoch "Nucky" Thompson during the Prohibition era in Atlantic City, New Jersey. This show includes his interactions with other shady characters in politics of that time, bootlegging, prostitution, murder and all that jazz. Despite being a show about the dingy, dangerous, roaring 20s, one can't help but long to have lived during that time...as a white man, of course.
Me: Man, I love Richard Harrow! He's the most awesome character in Boardwalk Empire!
Boyfriend: But his face is all fucked up.
Me: Fuck you! I'd bang him like a screen door during a tsunami!
Boyfriend: That's why you're awesome.

Margaret Schroeder is a holier-than-thou bitch. She must die.
by elysiansinnamon January 7, 2012
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