barwell 

A place of which used to be highly cultured, perpendicular to the largest village in england, and of high standards. Since then is has fallen dramatically. However, apart from the chavs that consume Barwells footsteps on the High Street, there are some very nice people to meet there. Wouldn't go there for a holiday though.

James Strain: Lets go up top town for a fag
James mum: Be carefull, honey!
James: Yo I own Barwell innit

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More highly cultured people of Barwell: Fuckin chav .. our plan to kill him will be carried out one day..

barwell by The westside.. the cleanside December 12, 2008

Barwell 

To do a Barwell is to do a stupid thing

If you were to walk into a lamp-post, you would be doing a Barwell

Barwell by Tellytubbie May 1, 2007

barwell 

Having sex with someone while still wearing a t-shirt.

I was so drunk last night I barwelled her, wont be wearing that shirt again.

barwell by hatecraig September 3, 2013

chloe barwell 

chloe barbell is a meme and a half always funny and has a fiery side and nerdy but in the cool way she is a total freak in a good way and you DONT want to cross her love animals but hates most human interaction!

Any:She’s insane

Alisha: no she’s a chloe barwell

chloe barwell by Clapping July 5, 2019

Matthew barwell

Rugby fan boy who loves grabbing other men and hides the fact that he is homosexual through playing rugby where he lives out his fantasies of touching and wrestling with hunky men. Plays karate and the viola (the gay violin) on the side. He is very insecure about himself and feels better once he boasts about his boring life. He loves to talk about how built and tall he is when in reality he is a skinny guy of average height and hates how low the bus ceilings are as it “hurts his head”. Lives in a valley where everyone shops at Waitrose and is yet to lose his virginity.

Man: constantly talks about himself Girl: yep he’s defo a matthew barwell

Matthew barwell by Flyless fly December 17, 2019

Lewis Burwell Puller 

The original Chuck Norris. Chesty was the most badass man alive matched only by his spiritual clone, Richard Marcinko. Chesty won, among dozens of other awards, 5 Navy Crosses but the story doesn't end there. The following statements are true:

Chesty fought off an entire North Korean tank battalion single-handedly with only an M1911. He destroyed 8 tanks with its 7 bullets before taking out the rest with his bare hands.

Congress had a plan to win the Vietnam War by sending Chesty Puller alone to conquer the country, but abandoned this course of action when they determined him to be a force of nature more powerful than large-scale nuclear weapons.

The nearly-impenetrable armor on modern tanks is synthesized from Chesty's DNA mixed with aluminum. They had to mix it because pure Chesty armor was deemed illegal under the Geneva Convention because it would have accelerated an arms race the world has never seen before.

Lewis Burwell Puller, the quintessential Marine.

Good night Chesty! Wherever you are!

Lewis Burwell Puller by JeremyWolf March 23, 2008

Davey Bagwell 

Plow a female while holding a stance mirroring MLB legend Jeff Bagwell.

Went to the Hamptons this weekend and gave my girl the Davey Bagwell from sunrise to sunset

Davey Bagwell by PapaBear3324 December 13, 2019