Typically found in South Texas, the Lounge Latino can be identified by their overgelled black spiked hair, black button down dress shirt with some subtle design throughout, a pair of $250 jeas and black pointy shoes. They tend to travel in groups of 4-6 identically dressed Lounge Latinos, and can be spotted at 'ultra lounges' during weeknights sipping $12 vodka redbulls and not hitting on girls (ironically picking up girls is the whole reason for going out to begin with).

If you are approached by a pack of Lounge Latinos don't be alarmed, they're typically harmless and respond positively to rounds of starfuckers or pink panty droppers. Women should be on high alert however, as the candy shots will build up in the Lounge Latino's system throughout the night and result in an unfounded burst of sexual confidence

Lounge Latino (noun)

"Orale! Let's get dressed all pretty and go to that new ultra lounge next to the whataburger under the train tracks off the IH-10 access road. We can drink starfuckers by the bar and not get laid"

"Tambien, can I borrow some of your pomade? I ran out doing my fauxhawk"

Lounge Latino by CDC_ May 14, 2012

lounge lizard

A ladies-man that frequents night spots where drinks are served. May be part of the live music set, but usually the lizard is at the bar chatting up rich women. Most often seen in a suit that was a fashion statement in the 80s.

I was a venture capitalist by day and a lounge lizard by night, before I settled down with one of my conquests.

Leisure Suit Larry is a computer game lounge lizard.

lounge lizard by jGNE man November 14, 2004

Lounge Lizard

An indolent, pleasure-seeking elite corporate employee who frequents lounges, nightclubs, conferences, sport stadiums, travel venues, etc. where elite people gather with party enhancing substances. Their corporate tenures often last two years at most with salaries that are often above twenty times the local per capita. Prefer to be employed within the Tech Sector. Their job descriptions are limited to utilizing magnetic whiteboards, touchscreen tablets, and teleconferencing devices around Harkness tables within movable glass wall systems with space enhancements. Their computer skills limited to to analyzing Business Intelligence dashboards and cyberstalking their dating partners. Often accompanied by private security details when frequenting community parks and playfields in their gentrification neighborhoods. Stiletto sandals and microskirt are practically the required uniforms for HR professionals providing serves to these elite corporate employees. Standard background qualifications include being a trust fund kid of a family office or attended an elite university without any financial aid assistance. They buy their coffee beverages from any barista who live in unaffordable studio apartment near regional transit centers. When large number of these elite corporate employees have to relocate, their ineffectual politicians also relocates. Publicly traded corporations have to offer contract buyouts to layoff or terminate these elite corporate employees.

Check out those lounge lizards at that coworking space. We must be near a tech hub that is promoting "cash is trash" on social media.

Those other lounge lizards live in a building that features a discreet walk of shame door.

Lounge Lizard by AnotherByteOfSeattle February 25, 2023

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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