Boa Cumstrictor 

Another name for an insanely large penis, whether it is from a male or a female. Used in reference to the size of the Boa constrictor snake, it is often shortened to "Cumstrictor".

1. (Girl to another girl): My boyfriend has a real Boa Cumstrictor between his legs!

2. (Girl to the owner): You cumzticto iz tazty!

Boa Cumstrictor by Yuyu2809 February 21, 2011

boa constrictor 

A snake that is orignally from Central and south America. Many of these species are available to purchase from breeders.

Look at that albino Boa Constrictor, that bitch is SICK!!!

boa constrictor by Ramalamham August 24, 2005

cambodian boa constrictor 

The act of deucing around a girl's neck as she lays on her back.

Hey, did you hear Carl gave Shannon a Cambodian Boa Constrictor after he got back from his business trip?

cambodian boa constrictor by D_Stroker July 21, 2014

Boa Constrictor 

This is for the ladies. Tell your parter you are not on Birth Control so he must pull out, but you really are on BC. Then till him you only do it missionary. Right as he's about to pull out wrap your legs around him and say something fucked up like " I want you to be my baby's daddy"

Guy: Oh baby Ima pull out......take your legs off me.
Girl: BE MY BABY'S DADDY

Guy: Dude, had a pregnancy scare. she said she wasn't on BC and wrapped her legs around me like a Boa Constrictor as I was about to cum.

Boa Constrictor by BryNSanity, Migzz April 28, 2010

BOA constrictor 

A bank that nickels and dimes its customers and finds every way they can do get money out of them, especially the poor.

I am planning to get my money out of the BOA constrictor fast and put it in a credit union as soon as possible before they take it.

BOA constrictor by Occupy Wall Street November 16, 2011

Kansas Boa Constrictor 

A girls riding your cock cow girl style. She drank to much and she starts vomiting. Every vomit causes her vagina to tighten. Resulting in a tight snake like sensation on ones cock.

I got had this girl last night giving me the ole Kansas Boa Constrictor. My cock is sore.

Kansas Boa Constrictor by B. Long/stay hard December 14, 2020

The Boa Constrictor 

Part of the penis showing game...

-The act of a man wrapping his penis around his testicles and pulling tight to resemble a Boa Constrictor choking a mouse to death.

"You got me good with brains... ill hit you with some new shit..." Later on that day 'Ha bitch check that shit out i call it The Boa Constrictor'

The Boa Constrictor by ShaneO717 August 14, 2009