The Drink Stages

A series of stages that must be explained to all your friends before using in order to save your ass by reminding them.
In regards to taking a drink from an informed friend

Sip- enough to get the taste on your lips
Swig - enough to get the taste on your tongue
Swiggle-More than a swig because it has more letters
Drink- half of the drink if possible in one drink {Dick Move}
Let me get that- The whole drink if you can chug it {Dick Move}

{Friend says}"Hey Let me get that" {unsuspecting friend says} "sure" {and hands over beverage} {Friend then Chugs drink} {Unsuspecting Friend is pissed off and says} "What the Hell!" {Friend says} " Dont get mad i told you the drink stages remember"

by ShaneO717 August 14, 2009

Doo Doo Porn

Pornography involving shit, poop, piss, throw up etc.

"Hey dude you gotta see two girls one cup" "Fuck that i dont mess around with Doo Doo Porn"

by ShaneO717 August 14, 2009

Womannequin

fake ass girls...

"that biotch aint nothin but a womannequin"

by ShaneO717 August 14, 2009

OJ

-An older model Ford Bronco that resembles OJ Simpsons Get away vehicle

"My First Car Was OJ"

"Look At that Lifted OJ"

by ShaneO717 August 14, 2009

Bootleg ass

something similar, fake or a copy of someone or something.

"Look at that guy he looks like a bootleg ass Ron Jeremy."

"Look at that Bootleg ass Ferrari... Thats a Pontiac Fiero

by ShaneO717 August 14, 2009

The Boa Constrictor

Part of the penis showing game...

-The act of a man wrapping his penis around his testicles and pulling tight to resemble a Boa Constrictor choking a mouse to death.

"You got me good with brains... ill hit you with some new shit..." Later on that day 'Ha bitch check that shit out i call it The Boa Constrictor'

by ShaneO717 August 14, 2009