Blurnsday 

A day of the week in between Thursday and Friday. According to most calendar experts Blurnsday occurs once a month on alternating weeks (either alternating the 2nd and 3rd week or the 1st and 4th week) but some believe that Blurnsday happens more than once per month, every week, or not at all. This is of course excluding the Blurnsday extremists that believe Blurnsday only occurs every 4th full moon.

Man 1: You can put the next appointment on my calendar for next Blurnsday.
Receptionist: Okay sir, you should be here in 17 days.
Man 2: *Does the math*

Man 2: *Gasp* You’re a Blurnsday extremist!!
Both men: *Storm away in anger*

Blurnsday by Laughing_banana July 5, 2022

Blursday 

The day you are presently living but have no idea what day it actually is.

Today must be blursday because I have no idea what day it is.

Blursday by JDS12 March 30, 2020

blursday 

When you’ve been sheltering in place for so long because of a global pandemic you have no idea what day it is as they all blur together. Blursday!

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, blursday, blursday, blursday and blursday

blursday by DarleneOliviaPope September 23, 2020

Blursday 

The name of the day of the week when you do not know what day of the week it is, because the pandemic has distorted or abandoned all sense of time.

I thought I had an appointment for Friday, but today is Blursday, and I am not sure if I am early or late.

I am trying to get a project done by the end of the week, but when is that? Every day is Blursday during WFH.

Blursday by Anna N. Mousse January 16, 2022

blurnsball 

A futuristic sport similar to baseball, but "jazzed up." (Created by Matt Groening & Co. for "Futurama")

blurnsball by Shimrah July 27, 2003

bluesday tuesday 

A weekly occurrence meant to be celebrated on Wednesdays only. Participants must dress in outfits that are either fully or mostly blue in color. Though it is named after a Tuesday, the event occurs on a Wednesday to acknowledge the accomplishment of making it half way through the week, and thus surviving the beginning-of-the-week-blues that are typically associated with a Tuesday.

I think I will treat myself to the comfort of my favorite sweater and jeans on bluesday tuesday. That way, the week will become just a little bit more bearable...

bluesday tuesday by tattdaddykael June 4, 2019

blurday 

denotes a non-specific day of the week. Used when time and events get going too fast to keep them straight in your mind, such as when under enormous pressure at work or at home

God what day is it? It's like blurday right now...

blurday by lotuspanda March 15, 2008