Blurnsy 

When someone writes a bullshit word into Urban Dictionary and argues its a real word to their peers

"No way! You just did a blurnsy with that word!"

Blurnsy by charlie wilkens April 29, 2023

blurny 

the act of sticking a mans weener inside his own bumhole, while he ejaculates.

sophie walked into lee's room to find him giving himself a blurny.

teach me how to blurny, teach me, teach me how to blurny.

paige said she would only date a guy if his dick was long enough to blurny.

blurny by sophzilla April 20, 2011

blurnsball 

A futuristic sport similar to baseball, but "jazzed up." (Created by Matt Groening & Co. for "Futurama")

blurnsball by Shimrah July 27, 2003

Blurnsday 

A day of the week in between Thursday and Friday. According to most calendar experts Blurnsday occurs once a month on alternating weeks (either alternating the 2nd and 3rd week or the 1st and 4th week) but some believe that Blurnsday happens more than once per month, every week, or not at all. This is of course excluding the Blurnsday extremists that believe Blurnsday only occurs every 4th full moon.

Man 1: You can put the next appointment on my calendar for next Blurnsday.
Receptionist: Okay sir, you should be here in 17 days.
Man 2: *Does the math*

Man 2: *Gasp* You’re a Blurnsday extremist!!
Both men: *Storm away in anger*

Blurnsday by Laughing_banana July 5, 2022

Burnsy 

Originally from the unknown destination of Ballyclare. She is an outgoing, two legged animal who loves to prowl through the towns and cities. Her mating call is a long line of sarcastic words. She responds well to money,friends and music. BEWARE SHE DOES BITE!

Claire Burns(Burnsy) bit me!

Burnsy by VC1000 May 9, 2010

Ole Burnsy

A type of person with little or no morals. Derived from the character in the series "Mash". Usually used in reference to someone in the military who is really stupid.

Look at that fathead driving with his brakes locked. It must be Ole Burnsy.

Ole Burnsy by Michael Anus Burns July 24, 2008

burnsy 

another name for a cluster of genital warts

oh god did you look at the state of that burnsy!

burnsy by bittynatorrr May 25, 2009