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the act of sticking a mans weener inside his own bumhole, while he ejaculates.
sophie walked into lee's room to find him giving himself a blurny.

teach me how to blurny, teach me, teach me how to blurny.

paige said she would only date a guy if his dick was long enough to blurny.
blurny by sophzilla April 20, 2011
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blurnsball 

A futuristic sport similar to baseball, but "jazzed up." (Created by Matt Groening & Co. for "Futurama")
blurnsball by Shimrah July 27, 2003

Blurnsday 

A day of the week in between Thursday and Friday. According to most calendar experts Blurnsday occurs once a month on alternating weeks (either alternating the 2nd and 3rd week or the 1st and 4th week) but some believe that Blurnsday happens more than once per month, every week, or not at all. This is of course excluding the Blurnsday extremists that believe Blurnsday only occurs every 4th full moon.
Man 1: You can put the next appointment on my calendar for next Blurnsday.
Receptionist: Okay sir, you should be here in 17 days.
Man 2: *Does the math*

Man 2: *Gasp* You’re a Blurnsday extremist!!
Both men: *Storm away in anger*
Blurnsday by Laughing_banana July 5, 2022
Originally from the unknown destination of Ballyclare. She is an outgoing, two legged animal who loves to prowl through the towns and cities. Her mating call is a long line of sarcastic words. She responds well to money,friends and music. BEWARE SHE DOES BITE!
Claire Burns(Burnsy) bit me!
Burnsy by VC1000 May 9, 2010

Ole Burnsy

A type of person with little or no morals. Derived from the character in the series "Mash". Usually used in reference to someone in the military who is really stupid.
Look at that fathead driving with his brakes locked. It must be Ole Burnsy.
another name for a cluster of genital warts
oh god did you look at the state of that burnsy!
burnsy by bittynatorrr May 25, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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