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Blurkon is a slang word that means to masturbate, used for girls only.
My girlfriend wouldn't text me back for 20 minutes because she had to blurkon...
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Burkonitis 

The act of becoming extremely horny. This tends to hit the average male every 2-5 minutes, and may stay in your system for the next straight 24 hours.

Symptoms include: Huge Erection, and sexual thoughts in which are usually presented physically and publicly for all to see.

Remedies: Waistband trick, a hard slap on the wiener, mudbutt
Brandon Burke has had Burkonitis all his life, im surprised he hasent gotten any pooty tang yet.
Burkonitis by JNiggaaa January 6, 2010
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Abnormally small man, however in great physique, he is a fan of pints and action man sized clothing.

He likes to take clive out where ever he goes and enjoys introducing him to virgins no matter how drunk they are.
Blurton "Do you want to go and meet clive in my bed"

Girl "No, I'm a virgin"

Blurton "Do you want to remain one"

Girl "Not any more"
Blurton by PintSizedPenis November 25, 2013
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A blurdon is someone clumsy and gauche, totally lacking in sensitivity and social decorum.....
"You puked up on the Persian carpet you great blurdon"
blurdon by Keith C February 24, 2007
1) A word used instead of profanity
2) A synonym for a stoner a.k.a Joshua Khan
3) Something that is complete and utter bollocks
1) OH BLURGON!
2) Wow, Josh is a Blurgon!
3) The result for the last French test is a load of Blurgon
Blurgon by Francesca November 24, 2004

Blurking 

The act of playing a video game and getting a blowjob at the same time.
Chad is overthere blurking it out with Melanie while hes playing CoD
Blurking by Blurking December 25, 2015

Blurkanunablohanza

To be blurked, to be poked very hard alot of times, to scream like a women many times after being poked, to be hurt by poked.
owch he just Blurkanunablohanza me many times in the gut, Wow John Smith screams like a Blurkanunablohanza.
Blurkanunablohanza by MaddyS January 28, 2006
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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