Blurkon

Blurkon is a slang word that means to masturbate, used for girls only.

My girlfriend wouldn't text me back for 20 minutes because she had to blurkon...

by drmartinlutherkingjunior March 4, 2011

Burkonitis

The act of becoming extremely horny. This tends to hit the average male every 2-5 minutes, and may stay in your system for the next straight 24 hours.

Symptoms include: Huge Erection, and sexual thoughts in which are usually presented physically and publicly for all to see.

Remedies: Waistband trick, a hard slap on the wiener, mudbutt

Brandon Burke has had Burkonitis all his life, im surprised he hasent gotten any pooty tang yet.

by JNiggaaa January 6, 2010

Blurton

Abnormally small man, however in great physique, he is a fan of pints and action man sized clothing.

He likes to take clive out where ever he goes and enjoys introducing him to virgins no matter how drunk they are.

Blurton "Do you want to go and meet clive in my bed"

Girl "No, I'm a virgin"

Blurton "Do you want to remain one"

Girl "Not any more"

by PintSizedPenis November 25, 2013

blurdon

SE England

A blurdon is someone clumsy and gauche, totally lacking in sensitivity and social decorum.....

"You puked up on the Persian carpet you great blurdon"

by Keith C February 24, 2007

Blurgon

1) A word used instead of profanity
2) A synonym for a stoner a.k.a Joshua Khan
3) Something that is complete and utter bollocks

1) OH BLURGON!
2) Wow, Josh is a Blurgon!
3) The result for the last French test is a load of Blurgon

by Francesca November 24, 2004

Blurking

The act of playing a video game and getting a blowjob at the same time.

Chad is overthere blurking it out with Melanie while hes playing CoD

by Blurking December 25, 2015

Blurkanunablohanza

To be blurked, to be poked very hard alot of times, to scream like a women many times after being poked, to be hurt by poked.

owch he just Blurkanunablohanza me many times in the gut, Wow John Smith screams like a Blurkanunablohanza.

by MaddyS January 28, 2006