Abnormally small man, however in great physique, he is a fan of pints and action man sized clothing.

He likes to take clive out where ever he goes and enjoys introducing him to virgins no matter how drunk they are.
Blurton "Do you want to go and meet clive in my bed"

Girl "No, I'm a virgin"

Blurton "Do you want to remain one"

Girl "Not any more"
by PintSizedPenis November 25, 2013
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