Blurton

Abnormally small man, however in great physique, he is a fan of pints and action man sized clothing.

He likes to take clive out where ever he goes and enjoys introducing him to virgins no matter how drunk they are.

Blurton "Do you want to go and meet clive in my bed"

Girl "No, I'm a virgin"

Blurton "Do you want to remain one"

Girl "Not any more"

by PintSizedPenis November 25, 2013

Cliff Burton

Metallica's 2nd bassist, and one of the greatest metal bassists of all time. Along with Steve Harris of Iron Maiden, he was one of the first metal bass players to play complex bass lines. He also liked to play loud and often soloed (with distortion, and sometimes wah). Because of this, some people have reffered to him as a "lead bassist".

He co-wrote several great metallica songs, including Master of Puppets and Orion (which was played at this funeral), and composed most of To Live is To Die, which was recorded as a tribute to Burton in metallicas ..And Justice for All album.

Cliff died September 27, 1986 after metallica's tour bus overturned in rural Swedan.

RIP Cliff Burton.

When a Man Lies He Murders
Some Part of the World
These Are the Pale Deaths Which
Men Miscall Their Lives
All this I Cannot Bear
to Witness Any Longer
Cannot the Kingdom of Salvation
Take Me Home

by I hate your Emo Haircut December 11, 2004

Dan Burton

Someone that has to prove they are not a donkey fucker.

Him: I believe Jed is a Dan Burton.
Her: Yes, I heard he dresses them up in Cheerleader outfits and fucks them hard.

by mr.nad June 27, 2017

Ward Burton

A former NASCAR driver from South Boston, VA. Among his accomplishments, Ward won both the Daytona 500 and the Southern 500. A little-known fact is that, when poised to do a shot of Jaegermeister, one is well-informed to toast Ward Burton. The avid hunter or fisherman would benefit from checking out www.twbwf.org

"That Virginia man, he's really tough to beat. His name, is Ward Burton"

by waitsfan75 May 6, 2006

Hurtin Burton

A Hurtin Burton is an alcoholic beverage that was first introduced in 2011, in Halifax, Canada. The drink must be consumed at a strip club. It is a straight shot of vodka, and a stripper would lean over the shot glass and fart directly on the vodka. Once this is completed, the shot is ready to drink.

I went to the strip club last night and drank 4 Hurtin Burtons!

by DirtyyyDawggg March 29, 2012

cliff burton

Cliff Burton was the most amazingly talented bassist of all time. He often merged bass playing with electric guitar playing using a wah-wah pedal. Cliff was born in San Francisco on February 10, 1962 to Jan and Ray Burton. He grew a liking for The Misfits, Mexican food, and H.P. Lovecraft. He owned a green station wagon that he often drove around the bay area with friends in, with The Misfits blasting out the windows. Cliff was a cool, laid-back guy who didn't mind going out of his way to talk to his fans. He started out playing bass for bands such as Trauma and Agents of Misfortune, and was known for his headbanging and wild stage presence. Cliff was soon discovered by Metallica, and that was when he replaced Ron McGovney and got his own place in the band, but he would only join if Metallica moved to San Francisco, which they did. Cliff's greatest masterpieces are (Anesthesia)-Pulling Teeth, The Call of Ktulu, and Orion. His career with Metallica was going great, but tragedy came with his death during a tour bus accident on September 27th, 1986. The band was on their way to Denmark when the bus supposedly slipped on a patch of ice and turned onto its side beside the road. Lars Ulrich (drums) had broken a toe and Kirk Hammett (lead guitar) had a black eye, but worst of all, Cliff had apparently been thrown off of his bunk-bed and halfway out the window, and then the bus crushed him when it had turned over. The rest of the guys, who were having a hard time coping with the tragedy, were brought to a hotel until they returned back to America a couple days later. Cliff's ashes were spread at Maxwell Ranch, a ranch where he spent a lot of his time. In 1987, a documentary of performances, interviews, and footage of the guys just having a good time called Cliff 'em All was released as a tribute to Cliff. Metallica found a new bassist (Jason Newsted) and on their next album (...And Justice For All) is a song that Cliff had written called To Live is to Die that also includes some riffs that he had written as well. Cliff Burton will forever remain in the hearts of many as the greatest bassist of all time.

Rest in peace Cliff... I'll see ya on the other side.

by 62Orion86 July 7, 2005

James Burton

Simply one of the best guitarists ever, "Master of the Telecaster". Born in Louisiana in 1939, Burton got his start by playing in the house band of the Louisiana Hayride in Shreveport at the age of 14. Within his 50+ year career he has worked with everyone in the business including Ricky Nelson, Jerry Lee Lewis, Emmylou Harris, Merle Haggard, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, and yes the King himself, Mr. Elvis Presley from '69 to his death in '77.
He is an absolute pioneer of rock, country, and blues guitar, developing chicken pickin' and being the first to use light gauge strings so he could do wild bends.
He is considered the "Guitar Heroe's Guitar Hero" and was Elvis' favorite guitar player.

"Did you hear that solo on Mystery Train?"
"Yeah, James Burton is friggin' ridiculous!"

by TCBfan April 22, 2009