Blurgon

1) A word used instead of profanity
2) A synonym for a stoner a.k.a Joshua Khan
3) Something that is complete and utter bollocks

1) OH BLURGON!
2) Wow, Josh is a Blurgon!
3) The result for the last French test is a load of Blurgon

by Francesca November 24, 2004

Burgon

Hot ass bad bitch.
Not afraid to try anything to please you if your her lucky guy. One who is always up for sex. Beautiful tits with perky nipples. Always looks great both naked and clothes. Dates bad boys who will please her. Crazy when it comes to anything and as a dangerous girl.

Burgon is one hot as mother fucker

by Ilovegirlsallthetime May 18, 2015

Blurging

To move your ass on and off the toilet seat whilst flushing to make a distinctive sound.

Murray: Hi lads, do you fancy going to the toilet's for some major blurging after we drop a P bomb?

Blair: Yes mate, that sounds like a great plan.

Brendan: I agree blurging sounds like a good idea.

by Murrray November 23, 2010

blargonkey

A slang term for anything contained in a blog or blog culture that is stupid. Since anything and everything in the blog culture is stupid, anything you see in a blog is old blargonkey.

Your blog is such a vapid cesspool of blargonkey. I hope you kill yourself and vlog it.

by Andrew Weevlos November 19, 2005

Blurgin

The cuss word used to sum up all expletives. More convenient than fuckshitcockcuntbitchpussy

"jimmy your GF just died"
"oh BLURGIN! THAT slutwhore owes me 5 bucks!"

by frank hopkins August 19, 2007

Blurton

Abnormally small man, however in great physique, he is a fan of pints and action man sized clothing.

He likes to take clive out where ever he goes and enjoys introducing him to virgins no matter how drunk they are.

Blurton "Do you want to go and meet clive in my bed"

Girl "No, I'm a virgin"

Blurton "Do you want to remain one"

Girl "Not any more"

by PintSizedPenis November 25, 2013

blurgina

When you are intoxicated to the point of barely beeing able to see what you're fucking, you've fallen victim to the "blur-gina."

After twenty beers, her pussy became a blur-gina.

by Bobby Beef and Jimmy Johnson September 11, 2005