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blumpkinwood 

Erection obtain by thought or receiving of a blumpkin .
Patrick was so excited for his daily movement that he popped BLUMPKINWOOD
blumpkinwood by Chuckandshannon February 28, 2017

blumpkinoscopy 

Is when a man over the age of 30 gets a colonoscopy and recieves a blow job during the process.
Man : I'm here for my blumpkinoscopy.

Nurse: Ok sir please step up to the table and turn to the side.

Man: Wow this blumpkinoscopy is not near as bad as it thought it would be.
blumpkinoscopy by Timmmmeh May 12, 2010

blumpkinexting 

sexting + shexting = blumpkinexting

texting while taking a shit while getting head
you dumb fucker, i can't come over now, i was fucking blumpkinexting you so give me a god damn few minutes

Blumpkinophile

One who is highly versed in the art of blumpkins and all derivations and deviations.
I went to see the lecture by that professor the other night. She sure knows all about blumpkins. You could say she's a blumpkinophile.
Blumpkinophile by Ted Bundy's Kid February 28, 2008

blumkinpotamus 

An obese woman who loves to give blow jobs while the reciever is taking a shit blumkin
Brandon j ferg loves to pick up blumkinpotamus from Bradenton bars
blumkinpotamus by Jgomez322 April 21, 2018

Blumpkinology 

I stayed up all night studying for my Blumpkinology exam

My asshole & dick are raw from studying Blumpkinology so hard
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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