Blumpkinpox

Dry cough associated with giving too many blumpkins. 98% of cases involving Greek ancestry

Alexis woke up this morning with a case of Blumpkinpox

by Charlier2 August 28, 2022

blumpkinwood

Erection obtain by thought or receiving of a blumpkin .

Patrick was so excited for his daily movement that he popped BLUMPKINWOOD

by Chuckandshannon February 28, 2017

blumpkinoscopy

Is when a man over the age of 30 gets a colonoscopy and recieves a blow job during the process.

Man : I'm here for my blumpkinoscopy.

Nurse: Ok sir please step up to the table and turn to the side.

Man: Wow this blumpkinoscopy is not near as bad as it thought it would be.

by Timmmmeh May 12, 2010

blumpkinexting

sexting + shexting = blumpkinexting

texting while taking a shit while getting head

you dumb fucker, i can't come over now, i was fucking blumpkinexting you so give me a god damn few minutes

by righteous turd bro October 17, 2010

Blumpkinophile

One who is highly versed in the art of blumpkins and all derivations and deviations.

I went to see the lecture by that professor the other night. She sure knows all about blumpkins. You could say she's a blumpkinophile.

by Ted Bundy's Kid February 28, 2008

blumkinpotamus

An obese woman who loves to give blow jobs while the reciever is taking a shit blumkin

Brandon j ferg loves to pick up blumkinpotamus from Bradenton bars

by Jgomez322 April 21, 2018

Blumpkinology

The intense study of all types of Blumpkins

I stayed up all night studying for my Blumpkinology exam

My asshole & dick are raw from studying Blumpkinology so hard

by Spotted Dick & Custard September 16, 2019