shexting

Shit and text

"Honey what are you doing in the bathroom"
"Shexting"

by gatman January 25, 2015

shexting

The art of texting when shitting, also texting someone while they are shiitng when you are shitting

When I was on the toilet, I was shexting Amber. She was also on the toilet and she was shexting me back.

by Mario from the Burgh March 21, 2009

shexting

Sending picture(s) of your feces to your buddie(s) via picture message on your cell phone.

Duder 1: "Hey man did you get that pic I sent you this morning?"

Duder 2: "Fuck yea, that shit was a beast son! Thanks for shexting me that."

Duder 1: "There's plenty more where that came from."

by westfalia December 22, 2009

shexting

the art of texting whilst taking a shit

SHEXTEE – the recipient of the shitty text.
SHEXTOR – the text shitter, loud and proud.
SHEXTUPLATES – many friends shexting from various bogs around the globe.

Tam : Damn Jimmy, you must have a chronic case of the gary glitters, that’s half a fuckin hour you’ve been in the shitter?

Jimmy : am just shexting tam, its all good.

by peter sutcliffes lovechild July 22, 2011

Shext

To send a picture, via text, of a life changing or impressive poo.

I just dropped a life changing crap. I feel like a great weight has been lifted and I can see clearly. I'll Shext you a pic.

by TOcThis January 03, 2013

Shexting

texting your friends, loved ones or even your annoying co-workers whilst taking a dump on the porcelain throne. Shitting plus texting equals shexting.

Robert got an important text while shitting, so was forced to use the shexting method

by trannykingtuck January 31, 2007

Shexting

The act of taking a shit while texting with a mobile device.

I was shexting in the bathroom, that's why I took so long...

by ramiro_sierra March 21, 2012