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The act of eating a girl out while she is taking a dump.
My bitch gave me a blumpkin then she took a shit on the same toilet and i gave her a blumbar
Blumbar by anonynonynonynonymous August 7, 2009
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Bumbardier

A word used to describe an individual who causes a large reverberation in the form of jostling people around when they flop down onto a couch/sofa etc.
Ellie was being a total bumbardier when she jumped onto the sofa next to me, I nearly flew across the room!
Bumbardier by EMOSOME June 8, 2016
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bumbarian 

a guy who is well built, looks tough and is a bum boy.
Dude, look at the bumbarian! I bet he has destroyed a few asses in his time...
bumbarian by Red Top Original April 16, 2009

bumbarguous 

That is bumbarguous.
That’s bumbarguous.
bumbarguous by Taehanee March 21, 2023

blumberfucked

Getting really drunk to the point where vomiting and blackouts are expected.
Ryan: Yo, let's go get blumberfucked tonight!
blumberfucked by nova46 September 10, 2009

Blumberg 

(verb) the act of taking a female out on a date for the sole purpose of getting laid.
Larry Stevens: Yoo! I just took Mona Lisa out on a date and totally got laid.
Jerry: Dude, you totally Blumberged her!
Blumberg by chyuuuuurp January 5, 2011
Do the blumba , do the blumba , no really do the blumba
blumba by saddiedabomb March 10, 2011
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