Blueturus 

Blue balls but for girls

“he came in 2.5 seconds and fell asleep and now I have blueturus!”

Blueturus by em1ly22 September 27, 2020

bluetards 

See felons and retards in blue.

Daughter: "Daddy, what's wrong with those people?"

Father: "Sweetie, they are just a bunch of bluetards. Ignore them and they'll go away before the championship series."

Daughter: "Should we move away? Do they bite?"

Father: "Just don't startle them and keep your pepper spray handy."

bluetards by Mark in San Bruno February 10, 2010

Bluterus 

The female equivalent of blue balls. When a woman is aroused to a point where stopping the sexual stimulation becomes highly frustrating and/or physically uncomfortable.

Don't stop in the middle of getting your lady off, or she'll get bluterus and resent your dumb ass.

Bluterus by Badwig February 11, 2017

Blueturds 

A group of poor, poverty ridden valley bums who support the 2nd best team in Wales who are debt ridden and play in a stadium made out of lego. These people are rabid and violent and approaching them is not advised as they may mug you or rant on about how Ledley is good when he's actually fucking shit.

"Those Blueturds over there tried to mug me, then tried to sell me a season ticket for legoland, fucking scum bags, then they swam away into the distance"

Blueturds by PalMatt July 30, 2009

Blueterus

The female equivalent of blue balls.

I tried to lez out with a straight girl at Disney for three days but she has a boyfriend, now I've got blueterus.

Blueterus by GreenTeaSips February 3, 2018

Bluterus 

When the lady pickle is highly stimulated or she is on extended heat but not fully relieved... ouch, pains in her baby makers (ovaries)!
This boost in excessive estrogen can cause a reduction in red blood cells causing anemia.
She needs an iron supplement and a good dose of vitamin “D” to manage her bluterus and sensual frustration!

“I need Gary’s firey sword in my life to keep me safe from Bluterus and anemia”

Bluterus by When a Goddess needs her God October 13, 2019

blueturn

The act of turning your head to brandish a blue tooth headset when a passerby is looking at you like a) you are talking to them or b) you are crazy for talking to yourself.

I thought that guy was talking to himself until he did a blueturn. Now I realize that he is just a blue tool.

blueturn by OriginalMPMc July 15, 2010