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bludgeon
bludgeon by Sinepunk Macgyver June 30, 2003
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Bloody Bludgeon
The action of having sex with a girl on her period and, subsequently, slapping her on the forehead with your, now blood covered, penis. This action causes the girl to look like she was brutally bludgeoned, but, in fact, has just engaged in some good ol' fashioned fun.
"Did you see those pics of Sylvia?! She looked like she got her head bashed in!!"
"No way man, she was just given the old bloody bludgeon. Look, shes smiling in the picture."
"No way man, she was just given the old bloody bludgeon. Look, shes smiling in the picture."
Bloody Bludgeon by DirtySan December 7, 2009
Bludington
Somewhere in between blud and bro.
A guy that you can count on to do some crazy shit, someone that if asked, would i.e. help you rob an old lady, go with to score some coke, merk someone for you etc.
When pronouncing the word, a fake Jamaican accent should be used.
A guy that you can count on to do some crazy shit, someone that if asked, would i.e. help you rob an old lady, go with to score some coke, merk someone for you etc.
When pronouncing the word, a fake Jamaican accent should be used.
Bludington by goldspanner October 22, 2011
bludgeon
bludgeon by russian123 January 12, 2011
bumhole bludgeoner
1. A male (either heterosexual or homosexual) that derives pleasure from inserting his love-rod into the ‘tradesman’s entrance’ of his sexual partner.
2. Can be use as a term for a gay man
2. Can be use as a term for a gay man
Cindy: He's hot, you think I should take him home?
Sarah: It's up to you, but Chloe told me he's a right bumhole bludgeoner.
Cindy: Is he?! He's mine!!
Sarah: Dirty slut!!!
Don't ever shower if he's in there, he's a right bumhole bludgeoner!!
Sarah: It's up to you, but Chloe told me he's a right bumhole bludgeoner.
Cindy: Is he?! He's mine!!
Sarah: Dirty slut!!!
Don't ever shower if he's in there, he's a right bumhole bludgeoner!!
bumhole bludgeoner by Paulio2008 May 22, 2008
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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