Blowjob Rock

The mountain in Sedona, Arizona, that has some cutesy tourist name but is, in fact, shaped like a bunch of guys in line for a blow job.

You'd need a lot of ropes to climb blowjob rock.

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Blowjob on the rocks

A Blowjob were the penis gets inserted into the mouth while it is filled with cubes of ice. Giving a rather "interesting" stimulation.

At a family gathering
Wife "Hey what do you want for dinner?"
Son-in-Law: "Blowjob on the rocks for me hun."
Parents-in-law: A what??

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A very fast blowjob, to completion, within two minutes. Similar in both rhythm and length to that of a typical Ramones song.

My girlfriend gave me a Rockaway Beach Blowjob during a commercial while we were watching Jeopardy last night! It was awesome!

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A very fast blowjob, to completion, within two minutes. Similar in both rhythm and length to that of a typical Ramones song.

My girlfriend gave me a Rockaway Beach Blowjob during a Jeopardy commercial last night! It was awesome!

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The act of administering fellatio with an ice cube in one's mouth.

Sally gave me an awesome blow job on the rocks.

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when one's marriage is in peril and the wife performs oral sex on her spouse to rectify the situation.

we had a big argument last night,then she gave me ablow job on the rocks.

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A girl puts pop rocks (the candy) into her mouth and gives oral sex to a guy.

"I gave a pop rockin blow job to my boyfriend. It made me want to not to spit it out."

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