An artisian who sucks dick like they invented the craft
That bitch has sucked so many miles of dick she is a bona fide blowjob artist
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Person who has become expert in providing a blowjob. This is actually a more sophisticated skill than many girls realize.
Alphonse: You are a real blowjob artist Frankie.
Frankie DJ: Thank you, I'm sorry for talking with my mouth full.
by Truthmaster October 4, 2006
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Someone who fancies himself to be a "big deal," but who is generally only a small-time writer or a member of an inconsequential local band, and who is seen frequenting the "hip club."

"Man, that Manny dude is a blowjob artist to the extreme; he's always promoting his shit at Duke's Pub."

"That savory hispter with the mullet and bangs in his eyes is quite the blowjob artist, I hear."

by Jackson "Bernabo" Wainwright September 12, 2006
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