Blowdywank 

A man giving himself a blowjob whilst his partner awkwardly watches.

Wife: I've been feeling so unsatisfied lately now that John blowdywank himself.

Blowdywank by KaylaMattRichard August 26, 2013

brodywank 

To masturbate awkwardly and shamefully while your spouse or significant other sits uncomfortably and watches.

We haven't had sex in months. I feel terrible, but he'll only brodywank.

He's got a huge dick, but that brodywanker will only brodywank!

Ann and Mittchell only engaged in brodywanking prior to marriage, in order to remain pure.

brodywank by pupin_the_turd October 16, 2012

Bloodywanker 

A bloodywanker is when a man has sex with a girl that's on her period and when she starts bleeding he wanks off with the blood on it.

She lets her boyfriend fuck her on her period he's such a bloodywanker

Bloodywanker by Lussypover May 17, 2017

Bodywank 

An action in which a human being used both hands on either side of another's body. Then thrusting hard up and down on the persons body until they projectile vomit uncontrollably. Best performed during or around time of eating.

Holy sh*t, Andy just bodywanked Tony, and he just blew up right over the waiter

Bodywank by The Bodywanker January 28, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004