Blowdywank

A man giving himself a blowjob whilst his partner awkwardly watches.

Wife: I've been feeling so unsatisfied lately now that John blowdywank himself.

by KaylaMattRichard August 26, 2013

brodywank

To masturbate awkwardly and shamefully while your spouse or significant other sits uncomfortably and watches.

We haven't had sex in months. I feel terrible, but he'll only brodywank.

He's got a huge dick, but that brodywanker will only brodywank!

Ann and Mittchell only engaged in brodywanking prior to marriage, in order to remain pure.

by pupin_the_turd October 16, 2012

Bloodywanker

A bloodywanker is when a man has sex with a girl that's on her period and when she starts bleeding he wanks off with the blood on it.

She lets her boyfriend fuck her on her period he's such a bloodywanker

by Lussypover May 17, 2017

Bodywank

An action in which a human being used both hands on either side of another's body. Then thrusting hard up and down on the persons body until they projectile vomit uncontrollably. Best performed during or around time of eating.

Holy sh*t, Andy just bodywanked Tony, and he just blew up right over the waiter

by The Bodywanker January 28, 2016