An action in which a human being used both hands on either side of another's body. Then thrusting hard up and down on the persons body until they projectile vomit uncontrollably. Best performed during or around time of eating.
by The Bodywanker January 28, 2016
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Ann and Mittchell only engaged in brodywanking prior to marriage, in order to remain pure.
He's got a huge dick, but that brodywanker will only brodywank!
Ann and Mittchell only engaged in brodywanking prior to marriage, in order to remain pure.
by pupin_the_turd October 16, 2012
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