Bodywank 

An action in which a human being used both hands on either side of another's body. Then thrusting hard up and down on the persons body until they projectile vomit uncontrollably. Best performed during or around time of eating.

Holy sh*t, Andy just bodywanked Tony, and he just blew up right over the waiter

Bodywank by The Bodywanker January 28, 2016

brodywank 

To masturbate awkwardly and shamefully while your spouse or significant other sits uncomfortably and watches.

We haven't had sex in months. I feel terrible, but he'll only brodywank.

He's got a huge dick, but that brodywanker will only brodywank!

Ann and Mittchell only engaged in brodywanking prior to marriage, in order to remain pure.

brodywank by pupin_the_turd October 16, 2012