brodywank 

To masturbate awkwardly and shamefully while your spouse or significant other sits uncomfortably and watches.

We haven't had sex in months. I feel terrible, but he'll only brodywank.

He's got a huge dick, but that brodywanker will only brodywank!

Ann and Mittchell only engaged in brodywanking prior to marriage, in order to remain pure.

brodywank by pupin_the_turd October 16, 2012

Bloodywanker 

A bloodywanker is when a man has sex with a girl that's on her period and when she starts bleeding he wanks off with the blood on it.

She lets her boyfriend fuck her on her period he's such a bloodywanker

Bloodywanker by Lussypover May 17, 2017

brodyanimates

His name is Brody and he animates. Brody is from Canada and wears a red beanie.

He is hard working and caring, he definitely deserves everything he already achieved.
He collaborated with some other famous animators like Gingerpale and TheAmaazing. He also appears frequently in LukeOrSomething’s videos.

Brody got 3rd in Minecraft Saturdays with Purpled. And has a twin brother called Brock but he isn’t as famous.

Is that guy over there brown haired and wearing a beanie? It must be Brodyanimates!
“What no I’m Jeff”

brodyanimates by Gelocy June 18, 2020

bradwank 

1. A Bradwank is a particularly poor type of Project Manager, normally having attained his position through nepotism. A Bradwank typically associates with the Dickmond class of manager.

2. A piratical twat, whose sayings include "Paaaaaaaaasswords", "Maaaaaaaaaaaaster", and "Rich, Rich, can I slap your knob".

Looks like Bradwank has made a balls-up of this EPOS project.

bradwank by Cock Flasp August 18, 2006

Bodywank 

An action in which a human being used both hands on either side of another's body. Then thrusting hard up and down on the persons body until they projectile vomit uncontrollably. Best performed during or around time of eating.

Holy sh*t, Andy just bodywanked Tony, and he just blew up right over the waiter

Bodywank by The Bodywanker January 28, 2016

Blowdywank 

A man giving himself a blowjob whilst his partner awkwardly watches.

Wife: I've been feeling so unsatisfied lately now that John blowdywank himself.

Blowdywank by KaylaMattRichard August 26, 2013

brodymanser 

A person who is very annoying and has a small penis

“Oh my gosh, I slept with josh last night, he’s such a brodymanser!”

brodymanser by drulison2 April 7, 2019