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brodywank

To masturbate awkwardly and shamefully while your spouse or significant other sits uncomfortably and watches.
We haven't had sex in months. I feel terrible, but he'll only brodywank.

He's got a huge dick, but that brodywanker will only brodywank!

Ann and Mittchell only engaged in brodywanking prior to marriage, in order to remain pure.
by pupin_the_turd October 16, 2012
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Bloodywanker

A bloodywanker is when a man has sex with a girl that's on her period and when she starts bleeding he wanks off with the blood on it.
She lets her boyfriend fuck her on her period he's such a bloodywanker
by Lussypover May 17, 2017
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brodyanimates

His name is Brody and he animates. Brody is from Canada and wears a red beanie.

He is hard working and caring, he definitely deserves everything he already achieved.
He collaborated with some other famous animators like Gingerpale and TheAmaazing. He also appears frequently in LukeOrSomething’s videos.

Brody got 3rd in Minecraft Saturdays with Purpled. And has a twin brother called Brock but he isn’t as famous.
Is that guy over there brown haired and wearing a beanie? It must be Brodyanimates!
“What no I’m Jeff”
by Gelocy June 18, 2020
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bradwank

1. A Bradwank is a particularly poor type of Project Manager, normally having attained his position through nepotism. A Bradwank typically associates with the Dickmond class of manager.

2. A piratical twat, whose sayings include "Paaaaaaaaasswords", "Maaaaaaaaaaaaster", and "Rich, Rich, can I slap your knob".
Looks like Bradwank has made a balls-up of this EPOS project.
by Cock Flasp August 18, 2006
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Bodywank

An action in which a human being used both hands on either side of another's body. Then thrusting hard up and down on the persons body until they projectile vomit uncontrollably. Best performed during or around time of eating.
Holy sh*t, Andy just bodywanked Tony, and he just blew up right over the waiter
by The Bodywanker January 28, 2016
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Blowdywank

A man giving himself a blowjob whilst his partner awkwardly watches.
Wife: I've been feeling so unsatisfied lately now that John blowdywank himself.
by KaylaMattRichard August 26, 2013
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brodymanser

A person who is very annoying and has a small penis
Oh my gosh, I slept with josh last night, he’s such a brodymanser!”
by drulison2 April 7, 2019
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