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bloody wanker

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A British insult. Usually "bloody" means "fucking" in America. Bloody wanker would mean in America "fucking dickhead"

Bloody Wanker

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A person that is a total fucking ass hole or a phrase that is used when you fuck up.
1.That Bloody Wanker stole my wallet!

2. Bloody Wanker! I left my keys in the car!

you bloody wanker 

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This is a term that translates into " You are a stupid american." or "You are a stupid fucker." (Mostly used by british people.)
"Get out of the way you bloody little wanker!"
you bloody wanker by Amanda May 13, 2005

bloody wanker

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joe and mark are bloody wankers, they stole my bike
bloody wanker by james jenki February 18, 2009

bloody wanker

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joe and mark are bloody wankers, they stole my bike
bloody wanker by james je April 4, 2009

Bloody Wanker

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Somebody who wanks it so much that their Penis actually Bleeds!
You Bloody Wanker!!! I bet your dick is all chaft and bloody!
Bloody Wanker by CheedMaster June 10, 2010
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