Blowdick 

When your dick decides to blow up after handling too much pressure.

Omar: sorry babe, can't perform tonight
Sam: oh shit lov, what happened?
Omar: got me a bad case of blowdick as of last night #yeboyy

Blowdick by tsaltsal June 2, 2018

blogdick 

The act of pushing your way into the top few comments in a popular blog by replying to comments already posted. Blogdicking is an attempt to gain more visibility and is widely used by attention whores who can't bear that their comments aren't on the first page.

"That asshole just keeps blogdicking on my blogs. I think I should block his sorry ass."

blogdick by Happy Girl68 April 6, 2007

blowtickle 

1) The acting of blowing, when bothersome hairs tickle your face. A natural response when one does not want to use their hands.

2) An odd but satisfying act of foreplay in which the woman performs oral sex on the male whilst tickling his testes in order to increase satisfaction in orgasm.

"blowtickle....Fail."

blowtickle by Mandy Tit June 14, 2011

blowhickies 

When you get your dick sucked too hard and get hickies on the head of your dick

Bro she gave me hella "blowhickies" last night

blowhickies by John normal May 9, 2020

blow dick 

Fuck off

Blow dick nigga

Respectfully blow dick

blow dick by Grandma4lifers June 2, 2021

uncle blow dick

When your uncle puts on a black latex suit and nothing is showing except for his stinky sack.

Will Zientko loves watching uncle blow dick dance around freakishly

uncle blow dick by TwitchyGnu April 2, 2023