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When your dick decides to blow up after handling too much pressure.

Omar: sorry babe, can't perform tonight
Sam: oh shit lov, what happened?
Omar: got me a bad case of blowdick as of last night #yeboyy

Blowdick by tsaltsal June 2, 2018

Words you can keep

blogdick

The act of pushing your way into the top few comments in a popular blog by replying to comments already posted. Blogdicking is an attempt to gain more visibility and is widely used by attention whores who can't bear that their comments aren't on the first page.

"That asshole just keeps blogdicking on my blogs. I think I should block his sorry ass."

blogdick by Happy Girl68 April 6, 2007

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blowtickle

1) The acting of blowing, when bothersome hairs tickle your face. A natural response when one does not want to use their hands.

2) An odd but satisfying act of foreplay in which the woman performs oral sex on the male whilst tickling his testes in order to increase satisfaction in orgasm.

"blowtickle....Fail."

blowtickle by Mandy Tit June 14, 2011

blowhickies

When you get your dick sucked too hard and get hickies on the head of your dick

Bro she gave me hella "blowhickies" last night

blowhickies by John normal May 9, 2020

blow dick

Fuck off

Blow dick nigga

Respectfully blow dick

blow dick by Grandma4lifers June 2, 2021

uncle blow dick

When your uncle puts on a black latex suit and nothing is showing except for his stinky sack.

Will Zientko loves watching uncle blow dick dance around freakishly

uncle blow dick by TwitchyGnu April 2, 2023

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026