4 definitions by tsaltsal

When a giy decides to treat himself with a slow wank. Slow + Wank = Slank.
Langers: What are you up to tonight?
Obars: Considering treating myself to a nice slank!
by tsaltsal January 29, 2018
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When your dick decides to blow up after handling too much pressure.
Omar: sorry babe, can't perform tonight
Sam: oh shit lov, what happened?
Omar: got me a bad case of blowdick as of last night #yeboyy
by tsaltsal May 06, 2018
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When you have a mixed shot of Tanqueray and Sailor Jerry and bust a nut on the first person you see, regardless of age, disability or race.
Pedro: What's the plan tonight peeps?
Langerz: Not sure mate, could go for a swift one.
Obarz: Nah boys, we're going for Tanque-Jerry's tonight.
Orivia: What's a Tan...
*all males proceed to engage in harmonious chant*
by tsaltsal May 13, 2018
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Knowing WAY too much about hobo's. Besides it coming from plain logic.
Daymn Katerina, you've got some serious hobologic
by tsaltsal November 09, 2011
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