tsaltsal's definitions

Spermmaxxing

The act of taking every possible measure—dietary, lifestyle, or otherwise—to maximize sperm count, motility, and overall fertility. Often used half-seriously, half-ironically in online spaces where people obsess over “optimization.”

• “Bro quit drinking, started lifting, and taking zinc supplements—he’s full-on spermmaxxing.”
• “She said she wants kids soon, so now I’m spermmaxxing like it’s a competitive sport.”

by tsaltsal September 24, 2025

Hobologic

Knowing WAY too much about hobo's. Besides it coming from plain logic.

Daymn Katerina, you've got some serious hobologic

by tsaltsal November 9, 2011

Tanque-Jerry

When you have a mixed shot of Tanqueray and Sailor Jerry and bust a nut on the first person you see, regardless of age, disability or race.

Pedro: What's the plan tonight peeps?
Langerz: Not sure mate, could go for a swift one.
Obarz: Nah boys, we're going for Tanque-Jerry's tonight.
Orivia: What's a Tan...
ALL: FUCK YEEEEEEEE
*all males proceed to engage in harmonious chant*

by tsaltsal June 5, 2018

Blowdick

When your dick decides to blow up after handling too much pressure.

Omar: sorry babe, can't perform tonight
Sam: oh shit lov, what happened?
Omar: got me a bad case of blowdick as of last night #yeboyy

by tsaltsal June 2, 2018

Slank

When a giy decides to treat himself with a slow wank. Slow + Wank = Slank.

Langers: What are you up to tonight?
Obars: Considering treating myself to a nice slank!

by tsaltsal May 4, 2018