Definitions by tsaltsal
Spermmaxxing
The act of taking every possible measure—dietary, lifestyle, or otherwise—to maximize sperm count, motility, and overall fertility. Often used half-seriously, half-ironically in online spaces where people obsess over “optimization.”
• “Bro quit drinking, started lifting, and taking zinc supplements—he’s full-on spermmaxxing.”
• “She said she wants kids soon, so now I’m spermmaxxing like it’s a competitive sport.”
• “She said she wants kids soon, so now I’m spermmaxxing like it’s a competitive sport.”
Spermmaxxing by tsaltsal September 24, 2025
Tanque-Jerry
When you have a mixed shot of Tanqueray and Sailor Jerry and bust a nut on the first person you see, regardless of age, disability or race.
Pedro: What's the plan tonight peeps?
Langerz: Not sure mate, could go for a swift one.
Obarz: Nah boys, we're going for Tanque-Jerry's tonight.
Orivia: What's a Tan...
ALL: FUCK YEEEEEEEE
*all males proceed to engage in harmonious chant*
Langerz: Not sure mate, could go for a swift one.
Obarz: Nah boys, we're going for Tanque-Jerry's tonight.
Orivia: What's a Tan...
ALL: FUCK YEEEEEEEE
*all males proceed to engage in harmonious chant*
Tanque-Jerry by tsaltsal June 5, 2018