Blowed Dick

means to be so high and/or blowed that when youre around your hot lover you can get a boner, but theres no stimulation so...pretty much your dick is lazy, its a boner but just is half-assed.

"haha, look at your dick, its a half boner"
"no, im so blowed man, i got blowed dick"

by BrookLynn & Brandon.Stonerkids October 12, 2009

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blowing dick

Over reacting or freaking out over something.

girl: he’s so annoying he kept blowing dick on me about his dog.

boy: damn he’s so emo

by Armani Horus June 14, 2018

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When a situation is so wretched, it would be preferable to suck on a dick, for no compensation greater than children's candy.
Alternatively, when one is literally giving a beejer and chasing it with a bag of Skittles.

"I'm hungover, I'm not having fun, work blows dick for skittles. I want to kill myself." - Oscar Wilde

by captainturkmenistan April 26, 2011

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blows dick for skittles

when something really really sucks!!

Deena from Jersey Shore: I’m hungover, I’m not having a good time. Work blows dick for skittles right now, I wanna kill myself

by stansdad March 24, 2011

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blow your dick off

Experiencing something so splendid that it's beyond mind blowing. Something so amazingly out of this world, it can only be expressed by comparing the subject to having your dick blown....off (in the best way)

Have you tried Karen's tiramisu? It is so good, it'll blow your dick off!

by @thatblondechick December 1, 2014

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