Blowdet

The act of receiving a blow job while sitting on an active bidet. Pronounced: "BlowDay"

Hey Bob, why are you so happy this morning?". Answer: "Because this morning in the bathroom my girlfriend gave me a blowdet.

by TheYachtClubSB February 21, 2011

blondetage

The montage of cute blonde girls in the stands at sporting events during time outs or any stoppage of play.

I tuned into the Cubs game on WGN just in time for the 7th inning blondetage.

With her low cut tank top and courtside seats she's a ringer to make the blondetage tonight.

by peckerle May 12, 2011

blondette

A hair color that is between blond and brunette. Blondettes may consider themselves to be brunette but frequently have others call their hair color blond, resulting in confusion as to what their hair color really is. May also be natural blonde whose hair is going through the darker stages of blond in transition to becoming a brunette.

Does not apply to hair that is dyed with blond and brunette streaks.

Blondettes are frequently called: Dirty Blond, Dark Blond, Light light brunette, sun bleached brunette.

by ThisNarrowRoad September 27, 2005

Blondetta

A beautiful, confident blonde woman who is not defined by the stereotypical ditzy label of society.

They called the blonde woman who rode horses and shoots guns, Blondetta, out of respect for her abilities.

by Cow Junkie January 13, 2009

blondeturage

A cliquey group of blondes that tend to have a queen bee.

Ella- "I wish I could be a part of Lauren's blondeturage! All the guys are in love with them!"
Marty- "To bad you never will be! Your brunette!"
Ella- "Bitch."

by Mizagow May 1, 2008

blondetourage

(you have this defined already, just not spelled correctly) When describing a female and using the word "blonde" as a noun or adjective, the correct use would be the feminine form of the word (blonde...not blond). Without the "e", it is describing a male. So, when defining the word BLONDETOURAGE as pertaining to women, it must not be spelled in the masculine form, Blondtourage.

The definition you have on the site is fine: "A posse of attention-grabbing blonde socialites or starlets who travel in packs."

But this one is better:

An entourage of attention-grabbing blondes who travel in packs while celebrating the blonde lifestyle and looking GORGEOUS doing it.

Hugh Hefner and his gorgeous blondetourage will be at our party! The Girl's Next Door, Holly, Bridget, and Kendra and total BLONDETOURAGE hotties!

by Blondetourage December 9, 2008

blondetelligent

//pronounced: blond-tell-ee-gent//

describes exceptional blondes who are more intelligent and the norm IQ level of most blondes. Basically, smart blondes.

guy1: OMG! how can she be doing calculus? She's blonde!
guy2: Yea, but she's blondetelligent.

by shhjusfor1sec August 11, 2010