blondetage 

The montage of cute blonde girls in the stands at sporting events during time outs or any stoppage of play.

I tuned into the Cubs game on WGN just in time for the 7th inning blondetage.

With her low cut tank top and courtside seats she's a ringer to make the blondetage tonight.

blondetage by peckerle May 12, 2011

blondette 

A hair color that is between blond and brunette. Blondettes may consider themselves to be brunette but frequently have others call their hair color blond, resulting in confusion as to what their hair color really is. May also be natural blonde whose hair is going through the darker stages of blond in transition to becoming a brunette.

Does not apply to hair that is dyed with blond and brunette streaks.

Blondettes are frequently called: Dirty Blond, Dark Blond, Light light brunette, sun bleached brunette.

blondette by ThisNarrowRoad September 27, 2005

Blondearexia

A person who is addicted to dying their hair lighter and lighter while complaining constantly to anyone who will listen that it isn't blonde enough.

I suffered from blondearexia for years. Now my hairdresser refuses my requests to "go blonder."

Blondearexia by Nessy Opal August 4, 2010

Blondage 

Being tied down and forced to watch a video clip by a rockstar celebrity with tight abs long hair and no brains more than once or twice.

In large doses blondage is known to cause brain damage bad perms and tight skirts in females.

He was subjected to blondage when he went to her parents house. There was nothing else to watch.

Blondage by Vigo the Conqueror March 27, 2010

blondeturage 

A cliquey group of blondes that tend to have a queen bee.

Ella- "I wish I could be a part of Lauren's blondeturage! All the guys are in love with them!"
Marty- "To bad you never will be! Your brunette!"
Ella- "Bitch."

blondeturage by Mizagow May 1, 2008

blondage 

used as a pronoun for an attractive female with blonde hair. usually used if the female's name is unknown.

Dan: hey Darco, who was that girl that asked you out on Friday?

Darco: some blondage, I think she said her name was Paulina, Christina, or something like that...

blondage by Darco July 12, 2006

Blondette 

A woman whose hair is exactly between blonde and brownette and so is neither one and so is called blondette.

Look at that hot blondette.

Blondette by Deep blue 2012 November 19, 2009