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blondetourage 

(you have this defined already, just not spelled correctly) When describing a female and using the word "blonde" as a noun or adjective, the correct use would be the feminine form of the word (blonde...not blond). Without the "e", it is describing a male. So, when defining the word BLONDETOURAGE as pertaining to women, it must not be spelled in the masculine form, Blondtourage.

The definition you have on the site is fine: "A posse of attention-grabbing blonde socialites or starlets who travel in packs."

But this one is better:

An entourage of attention-grabbing blondes who travel in packs while celebrating the blonde lifestyle and looking GORGEOUS doing it.
Hugh Hefner and his gorgeous blondetourage will be at our party! The Girl's Next Door, Holly, Bridget, and Kendra and total BLONDETOURAGE hotties!
blondetourage by Blondetourage December 9, 2008
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BLONDETOURAGE 

A group of Blonde BAMFs have strong presence whenever appearing together. Whether its 2 or 10, they always make an impression.

Although Blondes are sometimes associated with unintelligence these B²AMFS (Blonde Bad Ass Mother Fuckers) are highly educated career woman who are into making a lot of money for themselves and having fun. They often **blondeside their haters.

The Blondetourage hair color varies from but is not limited to the following:

platinum blonde
strawberry blonde
caramel blonde
ash blonde
dirty blonde
sandy blonde
golden blonde

While many are natural blonde; brunettes and redheads are ALWAYS welcome to join!! Membership is based on approval of the President and V.P.

The BLONDETOURAGE is protected by the BLONDEBRIGADE which consists of a tactical unit (usually not natural blonde) that protect from the haters out there. They also fend off men that are inappropriate. These smart, educated sassy girls are the ones you love to hate.

SEE DEFINITION.
#1 : "Did you see how hot and intelligent that group of girls are. I misjudged Blondes...!! They completely blondesided me..!!"

#2 : " uh yeah its the Blondetourage... B²AMFS no doubt!"

blondourage 

(n.) An entourage of attractive, scantily clad young blonde women that accompany a high-profile male celebrity to public events. Generally, but not limited to Los Angeles due to weather. Please note, a female cannot have a blondourage.
"Hugh Hefner is amazing. I saw him out at MOOD last night with seven blonde bunnies. He's got quite a blondourage"
blondourage by HelenHar January 30, 2007

blondtourage 

A posse of attention-grabbing blonde socialites or starlets who travel in packs. See Kate Bosworth and Hilary Duff at the Zac Posen show or Theodora Richards, Gemma Ward, and Kirsten Dunst at the Dazed and Confused party.
Wow look at Kristin Cavallari and her blondtourage.
blondtourage by lisa cant January 7, 2007

blondeturage 

A cliquey group of blondes that tend to have a queen bee.
Ella- "I wish I could be a part of Lauren's blondeturage! All the guys are in love with them!"
Marty- "To bad you never will be! Your brunette!"
Ella- "Bitch."
blondeturage by Mizagow May 1, 2008

Blondeturage 

A group of dumb blondes, that are always together and drunk. Usually freshman. They act like your bestfriend and will say hi and that they love you every other minute.
"HiiI Gouuyss"
"Don't look.. its the blondeturage"
Blondeturage by palmnation September 26, 2009

blondentourage 

the hottest group of blondes you've ever seen. An eclectic group of free spirited, crazy, and very loud women who are incredibly beautiful. The blondentourage is made up of Jessica, Maggie, and Rachel.
The blondentourage is going out on friday night.. watchout.. heads will be turning.

Everyone knows when the blondentourage walks in.
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