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blumptastic 

blump-kin (adj.)
The description of an action or event that is so incredible that it can only be accurately described or compared by the reception of a blow job while shitting.

word origin - "BLUMP" Old French Porn -, "KIN" - Middle English, Blump-kin Urban Dictionary
My last blumpkin was blumptastic.
blumptastic by Tim January 24, 2004

blargtastic 

Adj. Stems from the root word blarg, with blarg being derived from blah and argh. Blargtastic is used to indicate a state of frustration and/or hopelessness. It is often used sarcastically as a synonym to "awesome" or "well-done".
1. The "war" in Iraq is blargtastic.
2. That loss was a blargtastic display of physical imperfection.
blargtastic by Siamara January 23, 2009

blumptastic 

The most accurate adjective to describe the feeling of relieving the bowels while receiving head.
That was blumptastic baby... now clean up.
blumptastic by jwn February 3, 2004

bloketastic 

Being all that is man.

Coined by one of the hosts of a popular UK car show, Top Gear.
That car is totally bloketastic.
bloketastic by Cass September 3, 2006

Blowtastic 

Some that blows, hard,Like super hard. So hard, it is..... Blowtastic
Mom: Did you get a fantastic grade on your math test?

Son: More like, Blowtastic
Blowtastic by Yargpirateyarg December 18, 2005

Blobtastic 

The act of becoming blob-like in shape, size, and dimension on all four planes of human diversity. With similarities to bleh, ugh, fatman, fatso, and eww, bloblike people group together in packs similar to dog packs and hunt together, slowly, step by step, for fast food places in which they may indulge themselves for hours on end. During this proces, the blobtastic being may take out all being in their way.
"That blob of a human over there is blobtastic."
Blobtastic by nix_2810 August 19, 2008