Blorptastic

Something so bizarre yet fantastic that it defies explanation.

"That blorptastic moment when the raccoon steals your sandwich and flips you off mid-scamper."

by peanutpatrol November 26, 2024

blumptastic

blump-kin (adj.)
The description of an action or event that is so incredible that it can only be accurately described or compared by the reception of a blow job while shitting.

word origin - "BLUMP" Old French Porn -, "KIN" - Middle English, Blump-kin Urban Dictionary

My last blumpkin was blumptastic.

by Tim January 24, 2004

blargtastic

Adj. Stems from the root word blarg, with blarg being derived from blah and argh. Blargtastic is used to indicate a state of frustration and/or hopelessness. It is often used sarcastically as a synonym to "awesome" or "well-done".

1. The "war" in Iraq is blargtastic.
2. That loss was a blargtastic display of physical imperfection.

by Siamara January 23, 2009

blumptastic

The most accurate adjective to describe the feeling of relieving the bowels while receiving head.

That was blumptastic baby... now clean up.

by jwn February 3, 2004

bloketastic

Being all that is man.

Coined by one of the hosts of a popular UK car show, Top Gear.

That car is totally bloketastic.

by Cass September 3, 2006

Blowtastic

Some that blows, hard,Like super hard. So hard, it is..... Blowtastic

Mom: Did you get a fantastic grade on your math test?

Son: More like, Blowtastic

by Yargpirateyarg December 18, 2005

Blobtastic

The act of becoming blob-like in shape, size, and dimension on all four planes of human diversity. With similarities to bleh, ugh, fatman, fatso, and eww, bloblike people group together in packs similar to dog packs and hunt together, slowly, step by step, for fast food places in which they may indulge themselves for hours on end. During this proces, the blobtastic being may take out all being in their way.

"That blob of a human over there is blobtastic."

by nix_2810 August 19, 2008