Blorng

A person who is not fun and only wants to do work

Did you see that blorng kid in the library he's so blorng

by Sir isaac fartman March 29, 2020

Blongo

A sexual act involving an male individual who has attained the rank of Sergeant in a paramilitary organization. This individual is selfconscious, grouchy, and has poor muscle tone. During this sexual act, the woman throws the mans legs over his ears and completes penetration.

Wow, my knees are all tore up 'cause my wife Blongoed me all night long.

by Blongos July 16, 2019

blorgia

The phenomenon of Georgia voting for a Democratic candidate. Notably occurred in the 2020 presidential election, but also in 1992 and other years.

At 4:20 A.M. on November 6th, 2020, Blorgia became a reality.

by Xeof November 7, 2020

Blongus

A word you call someone when they do something you think was stupid or you call them a blongus because you don’t like them

Ughh Wyatt is such a blongus

by Mehow Mehow August 19, 2019

bloing

1. v. To insert a joint that is fat enough to be compared to a blunt, or a short blunt that can be compared to a joint aka a "bloint" into the hole at the bottom of the bong bowl and proceeding to smoke. "Bloinging" or "bloingin'" as it is referred to is often the most enjoyable way to finish off a bloint without getting burned. Bloint + Bong = Bloingin'

"Man, this bloint is getting short, I'll put that shit in the bong and bloing it up!"

by king_bloint_420 September 25, 2008

Blorgus

That weird flab of skin in between your middle and ring finger that you show off when you express your Spock-like nature.

Dude, I was just giving a fellow Spock a quick wave and my blorgus was sweaty, hopefully he didn't notice.

by ZESTYG September 4, 2018

Blongosphere

(n.) Another term used to describe the internet(s).

I Can't believe my connection to the blongosphere died the night before the report.

by Tanker CMXL November 12, 2006