blorgus

The act of sneezing on someone's inner thigh while naked

Im going to preform blorgus on you

by Anal ass ranch February 22, 2017

blorgus

Something you like to stick up your ass but you dont like to suck

Damn she dared to suck that blorgus

by Savageaxebot January 30, 2017

Blorgus

That weird flab of skin in between your middle and ring finger that you show off when you express your Spock-like nature.

Dude, I was just giving a fellow Spock a quick wave and my blorgus was sweaty, hopefully he didn't notice.

by ZESTYG September 04, 2018

blorgue

Verb. Noun. Adjective. Adverb. It means anything. You may use it to censor other words, or to simply use it just for fun.

I can't concentrate I have too much blorgue on my mind.

Jimmy, please go walk the blorgue, he hasn't been let out for weeks.

If you have a free hand please hold my blorgue.

Nyki's eyes are very blorgue today.

by Nyki P. February 11, 2008

Blorgus

This is a code word that’s an astronaut may use while communicating. It is often used when referring to a mistake.

“I’ve got a blorgus on 402, Jim.”

“Shoot...”

by cazcalex October 18, 2018

Blorgus Schlongus

A person of english/scottish descent with an impeccably large penis

"Hey isn't Gerard Butler a Blorgus Schlongus."

by blorgusschlongus January 03, 2021