Borny (bohr-nee). adj.

1. a neologism combining the words "bored" (or "boredom") and "horny."

2. feeling both listless, tedious and dull while simultaneously feeling lustful, lecherous and sexually invigorated

3.having nothing to do and no one to talk to (etc.) yet being in the mood, revved up (etc.).

4. Anticipating sexual relations only to be let down by your partner that stood you up.

I'm feeling pretty borny: I did nothing but look at porn all day. I wish I had more female friends.

Man, Stephanie said I could poke her tonight, but she isn't returning my calls. Nows she's left me disgruntled and borny.

borny by Dick Rex, P.I. January 18, 2008

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blurny

the act of sticking a mans weener inside his own bumhole, while he ejaculates.

sophie walked into lee's room to find him giving himself a blurny.

teach me how to blurny, teach me, teach me how to blurny.

paige said she would only date a guy if his dick was long enough to blurny.

blurny by sophzilla April 20, 2011

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borny

The state of being bored and horny, usually occurs when somebody is alone

"Man, last night sucked, Tara was supposed to come over last night but she left me hangin', i was just sitting there borny as hell."

borny by The Midget January 15, 2005

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blorky

The feeling that you get after eating a large amount of (usually) rich food.

I just ate that whole meatball sub... I feel so blorky right now. *urp*

blorky by hystericblue42 July 4, 2010

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