blorg

Nauseated or feeling malaise. Combined derivative of blah and urgh.

I'm not sure what's wrong, I'm just feeling blorg.

by Keiran Halcyon October 5, 2004

blorg

In an online conversation, one may say "blorg" to show he has nothing to say or is annoyed by the subject.

- Lol, do you think I should ask her out? She seemed to look interested, didn't she?
(short silence)
- Blorg

by clarinini July 26, 2009

blorg

verb: the nicer cousin of "bash" and "pummel", it means to smack someone over the head with a gigantic wet noodle

If you don't shut up I'll blorg you to death!

by Vertigo January 9, 2004

Blorg

The noise you make when you are finally convinced that a chode is not a mythical creature.

BLORG!!! Lefko's a chode!

by Blorg Man Chode April 16, 2009

blorg

The sound the stuffed monkey makes when danny throws it against the computer monitor after brutally molesting it for 2 hours straight.

Damnit, Danny, I'm tired of hearing blorgs coming from your room all night! Quit man-handling Bylum! He can't take rape, he's a fragile monkey, you sicko!

by Danny_likes_David's_monkey January 21, 2004

blorg

Affectionate chattering with a hint of sexual tension.

Stephanie: Who you texting?
Lucinda: Ronald...look what he said!
*Looks*
Stephanie: I would say that's cute but...it's just a it blorg.

by catholly January 18, 2011

Blorg

A state of mind but also a facial expression, similar to Jim Carreys face as the grinch. It’s also a story, a mind bending and face changing one.
The word can be used as a noun, adjective or a verb.

Let’s blorg up this place, let’s blorg up Thailand. Good blorg man! Blorgy.

by Frutje Fruttekoek May 9, 2025