Noun - 1. the mass of flesh that hangs over a person's waist band; 2. when a person accumulates enough fat around the gut that it bulges around the waist.
Look at the blorge on that muffin top.
or
That girl should not be wearing those jeans, it shows off too much blorge.
or
That girl should not be wearing those jeans, it shows off too much blorge.
by 'Munky December 08, 2009
by Keiran Halcyon October 05, 2004
In an online conversation, one may say "blorg" to show he has nothing to say or is annoyed by the subject.
- Lol, do you think I should ask her out? She seemed to look interested, didn't she?
(short silence)
- Blorg
(short silence)
- Blorg
by clarinini July 26, 2009
verb: the nicer cousin of "bash" and "pummel", it means to smack someone over the head with a gigantic wet noodle
by Vertigo January 10, 2004
by Blorg Man Chode April 11, 2009
The sound the stuffed monkey makes when danny throws it against the computer monitor after brutally molesting it for 2 hours straight.
Damnit, Danny, I'm tired of hearing blorgs coming from your room all night! Quit man-handling Bylum! He can't take rape, he's a fragile monkey, you sicko!
by Danny_likes_David's_monkey January 22, 2004
Stephanie: Who you texting?
Lucinda: Ronald...look what he said!
*Looks*
Stephanie: I would say that's cute but...it's just a it blorg.
Lucinda: Ronald...look what he said!
*Looks*
Stephanie: I would say that's cute but...it's just a it blorg.
by catholly January 17, 2011