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bogenschutz 

A versetile and far reaching term limited only by the imagination of the user. Can be used to describe a person, place, thing or emotion. Best, but not exclusively, used in a high stress situation. Tense is also subject to the context of the word use.
1. Bogenschutz is really riding my ass to get this article done. (syn. asshole)
2. You HAVE to be botenschiting me. (syn. kidding, joking )
3. Hey Bogenschutz, I love you. (syn. honey, dear, sweetie)
4. You really bogenschot yourself in the foot on that one. (syn. fucked up)
5. Ahh, fuck, the dog just bogenschat on the carpet again. (syn. crap, shit)
bogenschutz by Swizzle Sticks April 26, 2006

blargenshnuggle 

a phrase used when a comeback can not be thought of
Person 1: You are such a loser.
You: Ya well, blargenshnuggle.
Person 1: Wow I got served.
blargenshnuggle by britain July 13, 2006

blorgenstein 

an exclamation used in a time of distress and annoyance
My calculater broke....BLORGENSTEIN!!!
blorgenstein by mxb418 December 13, 2008

Blargenshnarmph 

(v) to use every drug known to man to get the ultimate high and most likely die.
"I was totally Blargenshnarmphing last night. I have no idea how I'm still alive..."
Blargenshnarmph by htzlprtzl May 23, 2010

Blargenshnarfle. 

To sneeze and poop at the same time.
Blargenshnarfle. by Simply Bored December 5, 2013

Glorgenschporker 

A Germanic term used for donkeys that are white with black spots, similar to a cow. Instead of milk, they create ice cream and butter. For toast.
"Your Glorgenschporker is eating my lawn again."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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