Bastardization of "Whopper". Irish slang for incredibly excellent, or absolutely exemplary. Used primarily in the northern region of Dublin, often preceded by "bleeding".
The iconic, yet tasty burger from hit show American Dad. The Big Bleef Blopper is a fast food item. Meg from Family guy loves to eat semen on her Big Beef Blopper.
Megan went to RB Burger Shack for her favorite afternoon pick me up, a dripping Big Beef Blopper!
The highly sought after response to a meaningless question to prove that your boy/girlfriend really is paying no attention to you. "Bopples" can only be used when the unfocused individual answers with "what?". Used in relationships to maintain focus on inter-communication.
Boyfriend is sitting on the couch, watching THE football game on Sunday afternoon.
Girlfriend: "Sweetheart, did you hear what President Bush said about sweet potatoes and fishing lures being used to perform open heart surgery?"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!