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bloomf

a pjotwt group chat on twitter that was called a word, the first two of the letters being “bl”. this is an inside joke.
what to say if you’re in the gc: “omg you GO bloomfie!!!!”
what NOT to say if you ARNT in the gc: “what’s a bloomf?”

example dialogue: “omg who would post that on twitter dot com??”
“bro that literally bloomf 😭”
by amongus_is_good May 2, 2024
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Bloomf

Hahaha, I just did a bloomf.
by Bunnyromeo April 14, 2024
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bloomf

An oomf (one of my followers/friends) on Bluesky
Yes, I know her, she’s my bloomf
by wegmont January 6, 2025
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bloomballing

When you throw Bloomballs into soil or compost
She is going to share her Bloomballs with her naughbours and together they will go bloomballing in their gardens
by Hellen of Norway March 26, 2023
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Bloomturd

1. New York City's mayor Michael Bloomberg. Who is known for his controlling behaviors and his extreme anti-gun views.

2. An elitist, smug, control freak. A highly opinionated person who believes their opinions and views should be held and followed by everyone without question. Also see Douche Ellington.

3. Being overly anal and controlling.
Paco was being such a Bloomturd today! He saw me use my credit card to pay for gas and then said to me, 'the whole country is fucked up because of people like you!' He then tried to take my credit card out of my hands, telling me I was too irresponsible with it. Then he kept on asking me, how much I owe on my card! When I got to my apartment, he tore my apartment apart to look for my credit card agreement and statements! He's such a Bloomturd!
by turdstation January 15, 2013
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bloomballs

a ball made up of flower seeds, compost and soil
During the spring and autumn season, BloomBalls are at their best for being tossed into the garden soil or compost, which will allow for wildflowers to grow.
by Hellen of Norway March 29, 2023
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rate bloomer

Comes from Nex R’s song “Rate Bloomer”. This phrase refers to someone who was not liked or popular beforehand but is now the top dawg and is now someone that everybody likes and rates.
Suddenly, they all rate me, I’m a rate bloomer!”
by yall cant handle this handle January 27, 2021
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