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When your about to get a blow job bit cum instantly without being touched
Chris almost got a blow but then he bloneared
Blonear by Jernaaaaa January 15, 2017
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Non-boneary

Non-boneary. A very slender gender bender.
They’re non-binary and look to have not eaten in a month. Non-boneary.
Non-boneary by NunuSnizzer December 25, 2021
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Blondearexia

A person who is addicted to dying their hair lighter and lighter while complaining constantly to anyone who will listen that it isn't blonde enough.
I suffered from blondearexia for years. Now my hairdresser refuses my requests to "go blonder."
Blondearexia by Nessy Opal August 4, 2010
This is when a firecracker is inserted into a man's urethra and detonated.
Someone told me that Jim got a bloner last night and his life will never be the same.
Bloner by Beverly Dingus Giddon April 12, 2013
A blowjob given to a flacid penis to achieve a boner
I was so drunk last night that I couldn't get hard, luckily my GF gave me a bloner
A line of cocaine snorted from the surface of an erect penis.

The back of the toilet was too disgusting so I invited my boyfriend back to do a bloner.

That homo always dreamed about doing a bloner off a black cock.

After two martinis, that chick will be asking you for a bloner!
Bloner by Akosh April 23, 2009
When a man is having sex with a woman on her period and he's so disgusted by the sheer amounts of blood everywhere that he can't finish, he is left with a very bloody boner, or bloner.
I tried to have sex with Emily, but she was on her period, so all I got was a bloner.
Bloner by DrDolphLundgren May 13, 2015
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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