Blonear

When your about to get a blow job bit cum instantly without being touched

Chris almost got a blow but then he bloneared

by Jernaaaaa January 15, 2017

Non-boneary

Non-boneary. A very slender gender bender.

They’re non-binary and look to have not eaten in a month. Non-boneary.

by NunuSnizzer December 25, 2021

Blondearexia

A person who is addicted to dying their hair lighter and lighter while complaining constantly to anyone who will listen that it isn't blonde enough.

I suffered from blondearexia for years. Now my hairdresser refuses my requests to "go blonder."

by Nessy Opal August 4, 2010

Bloner

This is when a firecracker is inserted into a man's urethra and detonated.

Someone told me that Jim got a bloner last night and his life will never be the same.

by Beverly Dingus Giddon April 12, 2013

Bloner

A blowjob given to a flacid penis to achieve a boner

I was so drunk last night that I couldn't get hard, luckily my GF gave me a bloner

by Mike Melton (aka your dad) April 7, 2015

Bloner

A line of cocaine snorted from the surface of an erect penis.

The back of the toilet was too disgusting so I invited my boyfriend back to do a bloner.

That homo always dreamed about doing a bloner off a black cock.

After two martinis, that chick will be asking you for a bloner!

by Akosh April 23, 2009

Bloner

When a man is having sex with a woman on her period and he's so disgusted by the sheer amounts of blood everywhere that he can't finish, he is left with a very bloody boner, or bloner.

I tried to have sex with Emily, but she was on her period, so all I got was a bloner.

by DrDolphLundgren May 13, 2015