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Blonard
Blonard by izaya's mumma February 12, 2010
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Saint Bronard
The St. Bronard is a very large bro with great strength and prowess. A full-grown bronard can weigh between 240 and 290 lb, or even more. The exterior can be rough and sometimes intimdating, but the inside is warm and caring. Saint Bronards are extremely loyal and protective of their bros and sorostitutes, but are not easily angered. If a Saint Bronard does reach his boiling point, hope that it was not your fault, because the Saint Bronard is lethal when angry. Do not be confused, the Saint Bronard is not a tool, but a wise and thoughtful bro.
Saint Bronard by BubbaFLI February 11, 2010
Chef Blowardee
Chef Blowardee says take a pan of water, bring it to a boil, and add egg. Wait 10 minutes, and voila! A hard boiled egg!
Chef Blowardee by Joe Blowardee April 3, 2007
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