DrDolphLundgren's definitions

Bloner

When a man is having sex with a woman on her period and he's so disgusted by the sheer amounts of blood everywhere that he can't finish, he is left with a very bloody boner, or bloner.

I tried to have sex with Emily, but she was on her period, so all I got was a bloner.

by DrDolphLundgren May 13, 2015

harshing my vibe

bringin me down
making me sad
distressing me
causing me anguish, torment, or a general lack of zen

dude put the machete down and leave the furby alone you are so harshing my vibe

by DrDolphLundgren May 21, 2017

worm

a mood. i agree. you’re correct and you should say it. im smellin what you’re steppin in.

person a: dude, i gotta stop playing minecraft and start doing my homework.

person b: worm.

by DrDolphLundgren March 18, 2019