Blonding

A condition affecting women at major universities across the united states. Symptoms include hair color becoming blonde, regardless of actually color, excessive use of white girl gangsta language, enlarging of the breasts, decrease in appetite and overall intelligence, narccissistic behavior as well as acute nymphomania and concurrent short-term memory loss. Rampant in Sorority houses. Normal onset is Sophmore year. Only cure is distance from any major university

"Allie has succumbed to the Blonding. She's just not the same person anymore."

by Johnny_Reb May 20, 2009

blonding

The act of listening to Frank Ocean's 2016 masterpiece "Blonde," usually late at night (between 2am and 5am) where you cry as you bathe in nostalgia and regret and reflect on life, your feelings and your mistakes.

Girl texting you at 4am: Hey, you up? ;)

Guy: Stfu i'm blonding

by Tom412 December 24, 2019

blonding

1. confused, ditzy, generally out of it. (like a blonde)
2. high, intoxicated (in a state of confusion, as a blonde would be)

"kristin said she'd bring me some weed but she's all lalala and blonding so she totally forgot."

by lauren August 30, 2003

legally blonding

An attractive woman persuading others to do things based on her looks and charm.

Did you see how she was legally blonding herself into the VIP section?

by JaimeLannister January 25, 2022

Trauma Blonding

Trauma blonding: (verb) the act of bonding from one to another by way of being both blonde and traumatized

I went to the salon today for some trauma blonding it was a great session. I left blonde and happy.

by Caitthecolorist December 11, 2024

bonding moment

what you share with your bro if you totally aren’t gay 😔👊 pour one out cuz lance doesn’t remember

“we had a bonding moment!! i cradled you in my arms!”

by andlance September 8, 2018

Bro bonding

Time spent or mutual bonding time between two male best friends or very close best friends hence "bro". Can include sports, drinking, vacationing, and sexual activities, such as watching porn together, bro jobs, jerking off, and going after an attractive female together

Henry: Yo bro we gotta make some bro time again, I need it.

Greg: alright man, lets go to your place and get something to eat and watch some porn, and have some of that needed bro bonding time

by Henry's Z October 24, 2016