faux-mo

A heterosexual man who attempts to pass himself off as a homosexual to lull women into a false sense of security. He then takes full sexual advantage of them at the first opportunity, and blames it on drugs and/or alcohol.

"It turns out Will is a huge Faux-mo. He convinced Natalie that he was gay, then got her drunk and banged her!"

by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009

Blonding

A condition affecting women at major universities across the united states. Symptoms include hair color becoming blonde, regardless of actually color, excessive use of white girl gangsta language, enlarging of the breasts, decrease in appetite and overall intelligence, narccissistic behavior as well as acute nymphomania and concurrent short-term memory loss. Rampant in Sorority houses. Normal onset is Sophmore year. Only cure is distance from any major university

"Allie has succumbed to the Blonding. She's just not the same person anymore."

by Johnny_Reb May 20, 2009

Big Game Hunter

1)A man who is sexually attracted to obese women. See chubby chaser

2)A man who is so desperate to get laid that he has resorted to hitting on obese women.

"Andy is a big game hunter. That chick he left with is so fat some kids mistook her for the cool-aid guy!"

by Johnny_Reb May 20, 2009

poser coupe

Any compact imported economy car, usually Japanese in origin, that has been excessively modified so as to resemble some bastardized, twisted mockery of a sports car, but has had little, if any serious performance related modification. To add to the illusion of being a performance vehicle, Fart Cannon mufflers are often added also to make the vehicle sound powerful to the untrained ear.

"Check out that dumb shit in the poser coupe!"

"HAHAHA That soccer mom in the minivan just left him in the dust!"

by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009

Politician

A sociopathic person who feigns interest in the problems of others for personal gain. A liar, cheat and/or Thief that tries to pass him/herself off as an honest person to take advantage of naive victims.

"Matt is such a politician. He just complemented Julie's hair after telling everyone she's a fat whore!"

by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009

stankfridge

A condition in which one leaves on vacation and neglects to empty his refridgerator of perishables, resulting in mass spoilage and a subsequent foul stench that permeates every surface of his residence. Symptoms manifest upon return to said domicile and include wandering aimlessly, sniffing the air and repeating the phrase "What the F%#@ is that smell?" followed by gagging and vomiting upon discovery of the spoilage. Only effective remedy is thoroughly cleaning out the affected appliance. Can be prevented through proper cleanliness procedures.

"Oh man, I forgot about that pound of bacon when I went to the beach. My place has a severe case of Stankfridge!"

by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009

Dick Cheney

Verb. The act of shooting someone square in the face with a shotgun.

"We were playing CS and Dan came around the corner right into my sights, so I Dick Cheney'd him."

by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009