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blondinger 

Colour of hair dyed from ginger to blonde. Probably due to extreme shame of being ginger. The owner/culprit also deny dying it and instead claim that somehow ginger hair turns blonde over time.
Steven Tickle is blondinger.
blondinger by Siht July 26, 2004
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Boondongery 

We don't want any boondongery in this establishment.
Boondongery by MrWonka October 7, 2016

blindingrep 

a famous tweeter who's known for copy and pasta
not @blindingrep copying my tweet again
blindingrep by someone with a P<3 October 22, 2020

legally blonding 

An attractive woman persuading others to do things based on her looks and charm.
Did you see how she was legally blonding herself into the VIP section?
legally blonding by JaimeLannister January 25, 2022

Blondier 

When a blond haired individual has a blond moment, they have a lapse of intelligence which makes them appear dumber than usual

or

To dye one's hair a blonder shade of blonde, to go blondier
I can't wait to dye my hair even blondier
Blondier by Life/Death June 21, 2011

Blondger 

A blondger is a blonde-ginger. This is a person who is either blonde but looks like a ginger or a ginger who looks like a blonde. Blondgers can be created if a blonde haired person dies their hair slightly orange, real blondgers are fairly rare. Blondgers are thought of and discriminated against as if they are gingers, whether they are a real ginger or a blonde, for blondgers have no soul.
What is up with this kid, was he born from a leprechaun and a scandanavian? What a blondger!
Blondger by Alberto Blondger June 21, 2012

Brodinger's Cunt 

A cock experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, in which a semi erect penis is inserted in the direction of female genitalia, but for whatever reason it cannot be determined whether the penis has actually entered the vagina, or whether it is merely wedged between the purgatory that is the butt cheek - vagina junction. Until it is observed, the penetration is both occurring and not occurring at the same time, a state commonly referred to as cocktum superposition.
I was so drunk last night, I wasn't sure if it was in for five minutes! It was a real Brodinger's Cunt.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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