1. A process of dying somebody's hair blonde.
2. A process of simplifying something to the point where even a blond can understand. Also a process of simplifying the controls of the machinery so that even a blond can operate it.
I had to buy a sports car with an automatic transmission, thank God the manufacturer went through full blondification, otherwise my wife would not be able to drive.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.