blondiful 

a person that is a gorgeous but is as dumb as a blonde.

"Did you hear what what she said? 'She's soooo blondiful.'"

blondiful by scoooped October 7, 2009

Blonditus 

A non-official disease-

1. Being blonde and extremely stupid

2. Liking blondes so much that when you see one they cloud your judgement

1. The blonde girl came out of the bus with her boob hanging out. When the cop came by and told her to fix it and why she had it down she exclaimed "oh my god i forgot the baby". A classic case of Blonditus.

2. Yo dude I saw this blonde chick walking across the street and almost crashed my car! Man, my Blonditus is really affecting my judgement.

Blonditus by yur mum rates me July 30, 2009

blondfold 

The tricking of a gullible person. It's like blindfolding, except no blindfold is required because they are so gullible.

"How did she make him think a grapefruit was her mouth?"
"She blondfolded him by telling him it was her mouth and the dumb fuck didn't question it. She also blondfolded him when he caught her with a chick and she said they were practicing wrestling. He bought every bit of it without a second thought! He's so fucking gullible. He's easy to blondfold."

blondfold by rainbowdust919 December 29, 2014

blondify

1. it is the physical change of dying your hair blonde

2. also a change in a character's disposition which causes them to portray a stereotypical blonde

Why did Chris Brown blondify himself?

She decided to blondify herself so she would fit in with the rest of the girls.

blondify by KtotheJ April 3, 2011

Blondfold 

When you are caught between two blonds, and get folded in between them, which leaves you with no other choice but to fuck your way out

Me: Hey guess what!
Scrub: What?!
Me: Last night I got blondfolded by your twin sisters!
Scrub: OH MY GODAHSDGS

Yo, last night at the club I got blondfolded, IT WAS SICK BRAH!

~alternatively~

I was trying to blondfold last night, but then Wipper showed up! DAMN it!

Blondfold by Swaggmasta October 15, 2009

blonditude 

the attitude of a blonde; acting blonde; having the qualities of a blonde ie: sexy, fun, free spirited, bouncy

" Shes got blonditude."

blonditude by iamyournailbunny May 23, 2009

Blondizzle 

Chelsea Brown a wanna be gangstar or as 50 Cent would say a Wanksta

Blondizzle you the shiznet

Blondizzle by Brandon the Pimp Daddy June 9, 2003