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Blonditus
A non-official disease-
1. Being blonde and extremely stupid
2. Liking blondes so much that when you see one they cloud your judgement
1. Being blonde and extremely stupid
2. Liking blondes so much that when you see one they cloud your judgement
1. The blonde girl came out of the bus with her boob hanging out. When the cop came by and told her to fix it and why she had it down she exclaimed "oh my god i forgot the baby". A classic case of Blonditus.
2. Yo dude I saw this blonde chick walking across the street and almost crashed my car! Man, my Blonditus is really affecting my judgement.
2. Yo dude I saw this blonde chick walking across the street and almost crashed my car! Man, my Blonditus is really affecting my judgement.
Blonditus by yur mum rates me July 30, 2009
Related Words
blondiful • Blondfold • Blondiff • blondification • blondify • Blonditus • blonditude • Blondizzle • deblondified • blonde bullet
blondfold
The tricking of a gullible person. It's like blindfolding, except no blindfold is required because they are so gullible.
"How did she make him think a grapefruit was her mouth?"
"She blondfolded him by telling him it was her mouth and the dumb fuck didn't question it. She also blondfolded him when he caught her with a chick and she said they were practicing wrestling. He bought every bit of it without a second thought! He's so fucking gullible. He's easy to blondfold."
"She blondfolded him by telling him it was her mouth and the dumb fuck didn't question it. She also blondfolded him when he caught her with a chick and she said they were practicing wrestling. He bought every bit of it without a second thought! He's so fucking gullible. He's easy to blondfold."
blondfold by rainbowdust919 December 29, 2014
Blondfold
When you are caught between two blonds, and get folded in between them, which leaves you with no other choice but to fuck your way out
Me: Hey guess what!
Scrub: What?!
Me: Last night I got blondfolded by your twin sisters!
Scrub: OH MY GODAHSDGS
Yo, last night at the club I got blondfolded, IT WAS SICK BRAH!
~alternatively~
I was trying to blondfold last night, but then Wipper showed up! DAMN it!
Scrub: What?!
Me: Last night I got blondfolded by your twin sisters!
Scrub: OH MY GODAHSDGS
Yo, last night at the club I got blondfolded, IT WAS SICK BRAH!
~alternatively~
I was trying to blondfold last night, but then Wipper showed up! DAMN it!
Blondfold by Swaggmasta October 15, 2009
blonditude
the attitude of a blonde; acting blonde; having the qualities of a blonde ie: sexy, fun, free spirited, bouncy
blonditude by iamyournailbunny May 23, 2009
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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